Mayfair Cynic

'Westminster Sources' I've spent the last year collecting Journalese, the language of news, and have just published a book that offers to explain what it all means. The thorny issue of sourcing has got its own chapter, and...

At least you're consistent!
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/robert-hutto...

I started going to the weights studio at the beginning of January and after my fifth visit I'm already lifting up to 10kg.
I go to the gym weakly.

An orthopaedic surgeon's office called Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees.

It's a local joint.

Oh, I thought I'd cracked it.

He might be going away for a long stretch...
Osteopath? Long stretch? Geddit?

I'll get my coat.

Just checking... and yeah.

Ils ne fuck about pas

Spain going for Musk too. PM Pedro Sánchez at the WGS earlier:

“Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions:

“First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites.

1/?

Maybe AI server sales are just the friends we smuggled through Malaysia and Singapore along the way

Angus Deayton is looking well.

a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing . ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .

jeans = 👖

genes = 🧬

Gene =

"What's the commute like?"
"By train, it's just over an hour to London, but..."
"But...?"
"..."

Threads, 1984

#TrèsGuiltyLol

*FRENCH POLICE RAID X OFFICES IN PARIS
*GROK "NOT APPROPRIATE LEVELS OF RACIST AGAINST ALGERIANS" PER SOURCE
*MULTIPLE FRENCH ACADEMICS SIGN PETITION IN SUPPORT OF IMAGE GENERATION CAPABILITIES

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

"Bit-flipping in ram is actually, ummm, a bit, ummm, like evolution, right, but quicker"

I see some people (<side eyes>) are talking about space based AI server farms. Please stop this. The entire ISS solar array provides enough power to fire up less than two H200 equipped racks.

And don't get me started on getting rid of the heat and how hard it is to rad-harden chips in space.

When even the osteopaths don’t want you www.osteopathy.org.uk/news-and-res...

I read all that in the voice of Patricia Routledge doing an episode of Talking Heads.

incredible stonewalling by Wolfram's assistant here lmao, good show

Young Peter went to his guidance teacher and said what he really wanted to do with his life was resign in disgrace. That's not a job, said the teacher. I think I could be good at it, said Peter. You'll never make a whole career out of it, said the teacher. Young Peter determined to prove them wrong.

Going through my family tree and I see that grandad "Biffo" was married to grandma Winnie, and grandpa Rupert was married to grandma "Boo-Boo".

They were my forebears.

Look, Richard, it was booked as "professional fees" and the auditors were happy with that, so let's leave it to one side, okay?
Now, about that promotion you've been working towards...

"Because of the way the Act relates to chatbots, we are currently unable to investigate the creation of illegal images by the standalone Grok service in this case."

Seems like value-for-money, tbf.