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They’ve gotten to Zoe Saldaña’s Wikipedia page…

Love hearing my coworkers say “Anora.” Tickles my brain today.

The best conversation I’ve ever had with my father.

Me: I got my ticket to see ‘Kraven the Hunter’

BF: Oh yeah?

Me: I will be j*****g off in the theater

BF: Well you’ll have lots of room

Thankful for Nicole Kidman this holiday season.

Now watching ‘Gladiator II’

Important things happening

‘THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG’ (2024)

Shot in secret, and you see that in the end result. However, the director blends fiction with real shots of protests in Tehran to make it that much more convincing when the plot devolves into chaos in the end.

Made a roux for my Mac n cheese

Idgaf - if you don’t think this should’ve won Best Picture, you probably lack a beating heart.

God bless you James Cameron.

Why is everything being pushed back 🥺

Life sucks but Sister Olivia Colman (of Our Lady of Perpetual Servitude) will save me.

Also contains the worst line reading of the year:

“You watch too much TV, OLD MAN.”

Me: Everyone should be more positive!!

Also me: Letterboxd should ask people their Bottom 4 films

‘MOANA 2’ (2024)

I’ve always said that Lin-Manuel Miranda will one day pay for his crimes. I never thought one of them would be not returning for a sequel.

With boring songs, annoying sidekicks, and a convoluted plot, this is one of the worst kinds of movies of all - a bland one. Looks pretty tho!

The Minecraft movie opening their trailer with this joke…

Hope they paid out

getting really silly excited over this!!

a) Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, or Dora & The Lost City of Gold
b) Black Mirror: San Junipero
c) Currently reading The Nickel Boys, next up is Pachinko!

WATCHED:

‘JUROR NO. 2’ (2024)

Clint Eastwood torturing bisexuals everywhere by making them pick between Toni Collette and Chris Messina.

I love a courtroom drama, and the layers here were intriguing. The ending was superb but this also contains the worst line reading of the year…

Shushed two people for talking during my showing of ‘Juror No. 2’ and they got up and left.

Am I the villain?

WATCHED:

‘RAIN MAN’ (1988)

It’s obvious why this has been referenced and parodied to death. The premise is interesting, even if the film has become more infamous for the conversations it’s started than its content.

WATCHED:

‘FLOW’ (2024)

Beautifully animated in every frame. But it’s the story of an unlikely group trauma bonding that keeps you invested beyond the gorgeous imagery.

WATCHED:

‘THE LAST EMPEROR’ (1987)

Really hits on the silliness of having an Emperor, especially when said Emperor is 4 years old. Beautiful gowns!

Nice, it was my 400th!

#filmsky #moviesky

WATCHED:

‘WICKED’ (2024)

With fantastic production design and some decent (yet questionable at the end) VFX work, a legendary world is made a reality. The two leads crush it! Excited to see again with a less rowdy audience.

WATCHED:

‘SHREK 2’ (2004)

I’ve seen this movie countless times and Human Shrek takes my breath away every. single. time.

WATCHED:

‘PARIS, TEXAS’ (1984)

A beautiful and surreal ode to the west and those that pass through. What starts as a mystery unfolds into a tense family drama told in the most idyllic way. I was enrapt!!

‘WICKED’ (2024)

WATCHED:

‘OUT OF AFRICA’ (1985)

The kind of movie with quotes like “Lord Delamere, may I present Baroness Blixen.” And then Robert Redford says something folksy and relatable. And then a posh white lady runs a farm with only black people tending the crops. Not for me, however picturesque it was.