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My compromise would be that if you use a dagger on someone you've grappled, it does a lot more. It's hard to simulate the real threat ranges of weapons when polearms, longswords, 1H swords, daggers, and grappling all happen in an adjacent square. The body mechanics for each are very different.

Once again, I am promising Democrats there are literally thousands of former department of justice people who will crawl over broken glass to prosecute this administration given the chance

Screenshot from air purifier app with a big banner that says HARD BOILED EGGS VIEW RECIPE

i got this air purifier for christmas 3 years ago and now suddenly there are hard boiled egg ads in the app

These deaths are the result of 8th amendment violations at minimum and everyone involved should be held criminally liable.

Using this source to teach Messer in a couple weeks, it's a shame this technique won't come up

I think it’s pretty clear this is all extremely intentional.

The media has refused to cover Trump as he actually is for 10 years: a corrupt, racist imbecile.

It’s intentional.

These way out of proportion attacks on AOC, smarter than Trump in every way, are intentional.

Welcome to the US! We may not have healthcare or any public infrastructure whatsoever, but if you fill up your car on days starting with T during odd-numbered hours and the gas comes to more than the value of your car, you can deduct it from your capital gains taxes! They’re repealing that law soon.

Being Plato is great, you're the swolest philosopher who writes dialogues where you invent a guy that talks you your the best while you yap at him. And if anyone in really life disagrees you wrestle them and win. (Plato was a nickname meaning broad, for those uninformed)

Corn can be a dessert if you believe

An old photo of a Hollywood Video store

An old photo of a Circuit City store

An old photo of a Radio Shack store

An old photo of a Blockbuster store

Repost if you grew up in prime millennial years

Digital watches is an insane inclusion here, unless they are saying smart watches and forgot that those are different. Also hell yeah, tech pessimism is deserved these days.

EVERY PALANTIR BIGWIG: i am evil. this is an evil company with expressly evil goals.

EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office

The real answer is that VGM is the "jazz standards" of our generation, adam neely made a whole video about it youtu.be/oKWgLe-jQjc?...

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

I, a child of rednecks and descendant of millworkers, have more in common with these men than anyone who calls them my enemy.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

i still do this

Ask and you shall receive

reminder that as insurrectionists and domestic enemies of the United States, all Republicans everywhere are constitutionally banned from holding or seeking public office, so every position they hold they hold illegitimately, and every vote they receive should be deemed invalid

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

none of the hey man nice shot memes are anyway near as mean as this lmao

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

DinoCon with a more prompt response to academics complicit in sexual abuse than uh, the entirety of academia.

Yeah I soured on the idea of Nitro when it started doing stuff no one asked for. The last time I liked something they did was threads?

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

This age verification shit is the worst decision a social media app can take and yet they’re all doing it because rich capitalists want to be Big Brother