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Alex Brownlee-Stokes

@fatpants.bsky.social

Middle aged, overweight, balding.

422 Followers  |  549 Following  |  681 Posts  |  Joined: 10.06.2023  |  2.0436

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Time to remove the vote from pensioners.

18.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abysmal weather in Torquay earlier, and it’s followed me back East, currently raining in LDN. And yes, it’s f-ing cold too.

18.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday sounds #MusicSky #nowplaying #whatsplaying

16.02.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*his* bath….

16.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disgraceful marshalling at Bathurst.

15.02.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ahem….

14.02.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friday sounds #MusicSky #whatsplaying

13.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sTaR cHaMbeR

11.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What was that you were saying yesterday about Telegraph headlines being less mental to avoid scaring off the punters….πŸ˜†

11.02.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My OH would go mental if I did something as stupid as this.

09.02.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of John Martyn’s album Solid Air.

Picture of John Martyn’s album Solid Air.

I also don’t want to know much about Monday morning… #whatsplaying #MusicSky

09.02.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American Wahhabism can jog the fuck on.

06.02.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#MusicSky #whatsplaying

06.02.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve been bossed in every department so far. Gulliard has been the standout for me.

05.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What a movie. A work of genius.

05.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œPlucky little Britain*, all alone against the might of the Nazi war machine…”

*waves in worlds largest Empire, populated with 400 million people and with total control of the worlds oceans thanks to the Royal Navy….

05.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Letting people die because of incompetence (Boris’s Covid Calamity) is many magnitudes worse than this, for sure.

05.02.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Packed like sardines?

05.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thread:
So on this day when one of the oligarchs of our digitized and dystopic world is emptying one of America's greatest newsrooms of trained and committed journalists, I thought I would regale you all with a wonderful little anecdote about our world to come. It involves two of the finest...

05.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 41

A thing of beauty.

04.02.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my local Uni and there’s a lot of concern in the community as to what happens next should the campus close.

04.02.2026 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it’s best to ignore the movie β€œKnowing” then…

03.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the actual likelihood of that messing with our infrastructure, Gregory?

03.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lunacy.

01.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idiot.

27.01.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha

25.01.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLeaving the EU is the greatest foreign policy choice since WW2”

There’s no reasoning with this level of stupidity. Enjoy the rest of your day.

23.01.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Acceptance and annoyance aren’t mutually exclusive. I accept that we left the EU, and it remains the worst foreign policy choice this country has made since Suez.

BTW, *you’re* the one hung up on Brexit: you’re referring to yourself as a Lexitier 10 years after the fact.

23.01.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I see irony is very much lost on you.

23.01.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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