Erik Eklund

Who do I know in Philly?

Did Mark Driscoll write the last line?

To quote The Big Lebowski in the direction of PCA theobros on Calvin: “You’re not wrong; you’re just an asshole.”

Calvin is as great as the PCA says he is, but for very non-PCA reasons.

This is so incredibly dumb but there’s some family drama I can never share with anyone that just makes this so damn funny to me, a research fellow affiliated with one of these schools 😈

And bruv it runs so deep too though. The writer in an interview compared himself to Kinbote, Villeneuve to Shade, and started pointing out all these allusions he may or may not have forced into the film.

That and all the Pale Fire

I was the shadow of waxwing slain etc etc etc

You’re the fucking Gallup poll. What the fuck are they going to do to you? There’s nothing that calls your own integrity into question quite like licking boot.

Fucking weak ass motherfuckers

a man is standing in front of a crowd with his arms outstretched and a sign that says fine behind him . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd with his arms outstretched and a sign that says fine behind him .

How long O Lord

One reason TED talks became so incredibly popular was that their house intellectual style papers over thoughtfulness of the kind serious humanities research requires, allowing people who would rather not think hard to feel that they sound profound.

Close reading close reading close reading. And explaining to them that I can only grade what is written, not what I think they may have meant by what is written.

Though, I should add, in my most recent article, I took myself to task in a footnote. But the reviewers don’t know it’s me yet. But if this gets published, it’ll legit be: “hey, look how wrong I was. Just completely stupid of me. And here’s the page where I now believe I was completely wrong.”

Quiet about the things Jesus is loud about. Loud about the things he was quiet about.

People are inconsistent and imperfect, we salvage glimmers of joy where we find them.

Dear god please

This’ll be fun.
Jazz Band
Corporate Finance
Microeconomic Development
Business Policy, Ethics, and Strategy Planning
Employment Law

I burst out laughing on slide 3.

How many times do I have to say that Jorge Luis Borges is the true author of Q?

“and you shall slaughter the ram, and shall take its blood and dash it against all sides of the altar”

“and you shall slaughter the ram, and shall take its blood and dash it against all sides of the altar”

Drown in the abyss that is the success that only God in his infinite wisdom grants to Super Bowl winners yes I agree 😂

You live in Portland. Get your mind right. You have one allegiance. 😂

Lucas let me vent 😂 it’s a penalty that happened this game that did not result in a reversal equivalent to first from fourth. But also I am all for taunting with reasonable penalties. Bad sportsmanship is part of sportsmanship.

Yes! But! It’s so dumb. Bad sportsmanship is *part of sports*. You can grab someone by the face guard and lose no yards, but god forbid you taunt the guys on the bench, who aren’t even part of the play?!

World Cup 2022. Argentina and The Netherlands fucking brawled. Then the game resumed where the ball fell. Because soccer is a sport, not a game of grievances.

In no other sport does mouthing off get you a reversal like that. It literally makes no sense.

I don’t watch football often but my god that you can award first down from fourth and twelve because the other team was mean is proof that football is a sport for little bitch republicans.