Kemo ⚡️| 💚💛

BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago.

Here is the text of his email shared with me:

YouTube video by Pitchfork Pet Sounds: An Annotated look at the Classic Beach Boys Album | Liner Notes

Brian Wilson had originally hoped Pet Sounds would be used in a James Bond film

The 40 Best Beach Boys Covers Ever Counting down the 40 best covers of Beach Boys hits and deep cuts, from The Ramones to Ricky Martin, Yo La Tengo to Yola.

RIP Brian Wilson, the writer behind most of the songs we celebrated here

This is actually smart.
ICE can't do anything about protesters in cyberteucks or else they'll finally be labeled as terrorists.

Wolf cop

Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.

How are trans women supposedly too powerful to be in sport but also too weak to serve in the military

international shipping traffic watch, NYC edition

tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: “We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.” Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirk—also supremely unfuckable—and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.

lmao

I'm just glad Paul Maurice wasn't alive to see this

2 Rahimi heads down 💚💛

We’ve strayed so far from god’s light

The most wonderful time of the year 💚💛

A signed Tampa Bay Lightning hat and mini stick hanging on the wall

Various Tampa Bay Lightning pucks and pictures of my family at games, a couple books and MTG cards on a shelf

In the process of unpacking and got some Bolts stuff up just in time for the game

I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky

A social media post by the American Heart Association. “Kendrick Lamar's ‘Not Like Us’ has 101 beats per minute, the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR.”

how badly did you lose the rap battle when the american heart association recommended using the diss track against you to perform cpr

“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025” NEW YORK — Stacey Fricks is done with fictional character Ted Mosby due to his failure to mention the 2025 Nazi problem in the character’s…

“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”

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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

TURTLE DOWN 🐢

Well it was nice knowing when hurricanes were headed our way. Can’t wait to only get updates if I pay in Melania coin on twitter.

This tweet cracked me the fuck up until 5 minutes later when I found out it was factual

Every Canadian was told they're on the brink of crippling economic disaster but still had a better day than Drake

If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you are using with no explanation.

You’re a wizard, Wally! 🪄

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There once was a miser named Benn
Who thought pleasure's only for men
If he'd kiss and hug
But not lick any rug
Well, what was the point of him then?