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COYS / Boltsโšก / โ›ณ / NoDak ๐Ÿ’ / Minnesota Sports / ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช music / amateur book nerd ๐Ÿ“š / might post in Norwegian sometimes / he/him

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These people are pure evil.

13.02.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy your hunch

13.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've become much more casual at following non-PL football the past few years but I've genuinely never heard of Igor Tudor coys

13.02.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vinai Venkatesham also has question to answer.

12.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And Iโ€™m afraid that includes the manager

12.02.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 476    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

I'm not saying this has been an incredibly long and stressful search, but I got the call on my lunch break and as soon as I hung up I started crying in the basement of the library coys

11.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just accepted a very good full time job after literally several years of unemployment/part time employment AND Frank gone on the same day? Everything's coming up Milhouse.

11.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now time to do the same to Johan and Vinai (aka the goober and the gooner)

11.02.2026 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of men are carrying a coffin while dancing . Alt: Coffin dance gif

GOOD MORNING COYS COYS COYS

11.02.2026 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen his name around so I'd just like to be clear that De Zerbi is an "I refuse to engage with the club at all as long as he's here" kind of hire. Absolutely not.

11.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catching up on the timeline now and my word is the mood grim all around. Club needs to post the corner flag and give all of us a few minutes of joy.

10.02.2026 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm at work so thankfully couldn't watch but if he doesn't get sacked tomorrow the only explanation is that the board doesn't care if we go down

10.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Close enough imo

10.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO

09.02.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweden curling on fire right now

09.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vikings taking the L when we aren't even playing lmao ffs

09.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when does the wokeness start

08.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a football player with the number 10 on his shirt Alt: a haircut you can set your watch to

Haven't watched much this season so can anyone tell me if Johnny Unitas is still playing?

08.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rejected Pokemon evolution line:

Thomas Bjรธrn
Michael Thorbjornsen
Thorbjรธrn Olesen

08.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F'ING HAWKS ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST NORTH DAKOTA TEAM IN THE FCS WOOOOOOOOO

08.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

10.02.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13133    ๐Ÿ” 2470    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

I'd go into the prone position for shooting and just never get up

08.02.2026 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting exhausted just watching the biathlon

08.02.2026 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Audiobooks aren't my thing bc of my hearing problems but I heard multiple people say this one was really good. Movie trailer made me so mad. Just go ahead and spoil the entire thing why not??? The Martian also by Weir was another where the book was miles better imo

08.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Officially reached the level of book nerd where I didn't particularly like a Best Picture nominated movie because the book it was based on was so SO much better

08.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17859    ๐Ÿ” 4484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 252    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

Forgot we played today so didn't set an alarm and when I did wake up I decided that curling/reading was a better option than Frankball coys

07.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite the range here lol #LetterboxdFriday

06.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cancel the Olympics bc they're going to ruin our hot streak. 19-1-1 in our last 21 going into the break. โšกโšกโšก

06.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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