Iach Bodb

If anyone knows what I'm doing, chime in and let me know because clearly I do not.

a dumb ms paint style pixel art drawing of the gargoyles from hunchback of notre dame in a hot air balloon with the lyrics “they will see us waving from such great heights”written on it

okay this took me longer than i meant because i had to put the kids to bed

I feel like I have no idea why I would know that and it's WEIRD.

Short n' Sweet Jamsel Quest this week! Ireland rules! 💙💜💛💗🍀

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I have no idea if the OP blocked you or me but either way it makes it MUCH funnier.

my boss shot me at work twice today =(

Lammy's New Clothes

wash marmot

Are... are those the gargoyles from Disney's Hunchback movie?

Maze Face inverted, Crazy Mystical Shit inverted, A Cat Licking It's Own Butt For Eternity

Arcane Bullshit deck
(arcanebullshit.com/en-us)

Art by Evan Doherty

This is the first edition deck, so it's missing a couple cards from the newer editions but it's still. I mean, look at it. It's beautiful.

Gunman inverted, gunboy inverted, TVGirl inverted

Pomo deck
(www.telp.com/tarot/pomo.htm)

Art by Brian Williams

I just really like the delightful way this deck is designed.

The fool, keeper of wwords, and I have no fucking idea what the last one is, I think it's probably 10 of cups?

Alleyman's deck
(www.alleymantarot.com/collections/...)

Art by all kinds of fucking people, I have no idea who did the first two but I know the last one is Sean Aaberg (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Aa...) who did a write-up on my old business, Blackheart Metals, for Pork Magazine.

Page of Pentacles inverted, one of cups, 8 of rods inverted

Pulp deck
(www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/3...)

Art by Sean Simmans

I don't have any of the add-ons so this one isn't as weird as it COULD be, but I still love the batshit art.

Del Toro deck
(microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/othe...)

Art by Tomas Hijo.

I will not lie this is probably a knock-off deck because I'm pretty sure I got it off Temu so, like, I know at least one friend who thinks it's cursed which to me is fucking hilarious.

Mushroom inverted, Baba inverted, Freak inverted

Morgan's deck
(www.sleepbot.com/morgan/index...)

Art by Darshan Chorpash Zenith

This one is delightful and weird and I love it with all my heart.

six of rods, king of swords inverted, knight of rods

Murder of Crows deck by Corrado Roi
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrado...)

Don't you fucking judge me.

Nerd of Cubicles, Eight of Networks, The Sysadmin

Silicon Valley deck
(thomasscoville.com/tarot.html)

This is the original 1998 version, not the modern reproduction; I'd recommend you buy it but I dunno if Thomas Scoville, the artist, gets any money from Steve Jackson Games for it anymore.

Seven of rods, king of swords, king of pentacles inverted

Builders of the Adytum deck (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Builder...)

from the 70s, maybe late 60s. This was one that was around the house when I was a kid and for whatever reason I ended up with it when moving out.

It's Ryder-Waite on thick linen cardstock.

This is a terrible idea because almost every tarot deck I own is a fucking weird one.

And in this thread I'm going to demonstrate.

As a true addict I've already decided once I have an income again I'm getting a tattoo.

A tarot tattoo.

A tattarot.

If you can't hear that in Vegeta's voice I'm sorry we can't be friends.

ANYWAY.

I was tasked by a friend who is deep into the woowoo to try letting the cards decide what I get.

Serve your country! Defend your culture!

Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.

Evil. This is pure fucking evil. A child was raped and this fuck-faced piece of shit changes the law so his fucking rapist relative could get off with a plea bargain, charged as a child for RAPE.

These souless fucks. These shit-fucking charlatans.

No punishment is harsh enough for them.

newrepublic.com/post/198855/...

CHRIST

Whoever flipped the fascism switch to 'yes' needs to roll that shit back.

I can't tell which is funnier, Wesker just screaming OURABOUOS or Dave Lister working his way around Our Rob or Ross.

If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that has lived in your head for ages and refuses to vacate the premises no matter how many times you kick it out and change the locks. The Barney to your Moe.

BAWD GAWD??? @melcolemanart.bsky.social #AEWDynamite

A Thwomp with Wallace's face and Wallace with a Thwomp's face. It... haunts me.

So long gay Bowser

The absolute lack of any kind of self-awareness in these people is. Fuck. I have no words.