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@jpear328.bsky.social

Enjoying life on the dry side of WA. Paramedic, serial hobbiest, dummy.

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Latest posts by jpear328.bsky.social on Bluesky

Who's funeral is this?

11.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, please don't make me vote for Sacramento Patrick Bateman

07.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rock the scrotum, rock the scrotum, rock the scrotum, rock the scrotum

06.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to YTC a few times. Talk about fucked vibes.

29.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a litany of issues with Catholicism, but Catholic Charities does incredible work in my community.

23.09.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dont like to comment on appearance, but that dude looks like hes on a painful amount of TRT.

23.09.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He tried! Everyone said thanks but no thanks.

18.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sirens will live on in my heart.

14.09.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

12.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31376    πŸ” 7867    πŸ’¬ 290    πŸ“Œ 211

"Those guys were idiots, surely MY political violence won't escalate and spiral out of control"

11.09.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Leveling a grid square isn't compelling story telling.

07.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love a good movie about a boat fight. (Red October, Greyhound, Master and Commander)

07.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't make me vote for Sacramento Patrick Bateman.

22.08.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Francis?

26.07.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never used the flap in my life. I think this is a stand up/sit down to wipe thing. We just wander through life not knowing the other exists.

26.07.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When your kid is having a good time but hits the wall and is overtired.

26.07.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I got owned this hard, I would simply not put it on the internet.

09.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Understandable, and at some point, it doesn't matter which is the source, final product is the same.

03.07.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, I have trouble giving them a "not a bad guy" when you're willing to put economy above all the ✨️other✨️ stuff.

03.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo, yeah, that'll happen if you kiss the wrong girl.

03.07.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their idea of a "barn" is probably a loafing shed.

01.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so FEMA camps are a thing now I guess

23.06.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will become a problem for whoever buys the collvile nationa forest *in Minecraft*

16.06.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know how shit a person you have to be for me not to be excited to see a Sherman rolling down the road?

15.06.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's get on the go bys!

13.06.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It gets worse if you watch Shorsey. You WILL start talking like a Newfoundlander.

13.06.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline did the thing

08.06.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elite take.

07.06.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit that's good

06.06.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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