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dreamt i had a machine gun and i was hunting big beetles from a train with the president. & he said i would never understand dub because i'm white

I tip everyone 20% on everything, and then I tip 20% on the tip as well, and so on, ad infinitum. I'm paying an extra 25% for everything. And once I realize this and switch to tipping 25% directly, I'll be paying an extra 33% on everything.

SACK O SAUCE IN A CAN O MEAT

€4 - everything's coming up milhouse

you ought not ever construct these experiences for yourself and if you find they are constructed for you then you must quit your whole deal

probably the only human being who's ever had an experience remotely similar to that of taylor swift on stage right now is Adolf Hitler. and that does reflect poorly on Taylor i believe

This wouldn't necessarily be considered "leetspeak" since OMG was common in text messages and leet was always associated more with numeral substitutions, but you rarely saw the Z appended outside online contexts. It's an edge case

They used to say "ZOMG" online. the Z was an intensifier. Didn't make the jump to other abbreviations - no ZWTF, etc.

workin on stuff sorry

whenever i use the starbucks paper straw i think of

remember that Corpse Husband thing? what in the world was that all about

whatcha get

You and I are the power elite. We set the pace. The little people down there - they march to the beat of our drum. It's a big responsibility, but we wouldn't be here if we couldn't handle it.

It's an amazing feeling, being part of the elect.

bit too scratchy even when they did work. there's a time and a place for felt tip

wasn't really an ethnic thing. more a social/infrastructural concept. you couldn't walk down the street without hearing people talk about Inca Power.

once had some pilot 0.3s that tended to clog, but that's pushing the limit anyway. my fault for thinking i would ever write that small.

in my dream we were all talking about "Inca Power" -- inspiring!

result!

nearly ready to use my device