Steven I.

all yor base r blong 2 us All your base are belong to us!

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The only way I'm celebrating Presidents Day is if It Happens™️ today.

The hind quarters of a large light brown stuffed toy bear sticking out of a dumpster. It is February 15

Earlier today: more Environmental Storytelling

It's really neat how stacked a voice cast high on life 2 has for something guaranteed to be so incredibly unfunny and suck ass. Likely another solid 6/10 game like the first one!! At least Roiland isn't in it

Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

It's like that thing people make fun of the Dragonball z anime for but imagine if the episode where piccolo gets his driver's license actually canonically happened in the source manga on top of a flashback that takes 26 weeks not including holiday breaks to get through

If it's not clear despite continuing to read one piece every week I think it's Poorly Written Actually because you shouldn't be able to trim out like 350 chapters of tedious bloat and have it still probably be cogent

I saw a post on here saying the one piece love action show works and I hope they go full Oda Mode and make ¾ of a season just be flashbacks without any of the main cast

I think occasionally about how popular Ignition Remix meme posts were on Twitter well after The Allegations came out. Wasn't that weird

lmao

An orange bear with pink bunny headgear and a green shoulder bag walks through a shopping mall.

Koapyon, a bear in a bunny costume, is the mascot for the village of Kamikoani in Akita Prefecture.

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 2955 seconds.

Lokomotivet Thomas Og Vennene Hans 1 Thomas the Tank Engine volume 1 Norwegian VHS 1994 : 2955s

I would unironically get way into a F2P version of MGS4 era Metal Gear Online if Konami put one out (I never played the mgs5 one nor in fact played mgs5 itself)

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Every time I hear a little more about the half time show I'm slightly more curious about the way America thinks. Ricky Martin was there? The incest stalking scandal thing didn't stick? They referenced Daddy Yankee? The guy that shilled for John McCain? Being a celebrity is crazy

It's not actually any good, but I should write more besides Posts maybe

My twine game I wrote like 9 years ago is weirdly prescient now with the stuff about how "Nazis are bad" is a really obvious and basic thing to think
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Can I have some money for being Latino/Hispanic (Cuban-Honduran mix)
$Twiminy(at Gmail) on most payment platforms thank you

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

If you liked the smokable ATM receipt ad check out my only other good post

A Facebook marketplace screenshot of a "free ATM with smokable receipts for businesses" Description Rolly Receipts will not only place an ATM in your business for free but we will load it with our SMOKEABLE receipt paper! We are the only manufactures in the world of lab tested smokeable Receipt paper! We will install, maintain, and cash load the atm for FREE and you will get a kickback from every transaction! Provide the cash your customers want and get your customers the smokeable receipt paper today!!!

holy fuck

Can you imagine how refreshing it would be if anyone with a bit of power, in an elected office, told The Guy In Charge to his face that he's a shit-for-brains asshole and that he should die faster(this exact specific language) and they got it on camera

I have a sincere but much-too-heavy-for-my-"brand" response to this engagement post 👍

Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen. landlords should not exist except as a mean nickname sailors call us

I drove alone from Hialeah, FL featured in the Netflix film The Rip to Springfield, Mo featured in a Chappel Roan music video, and it took about 3 days (could've been 2 but I wanted to stop in Orlando for stuff) I drove my '97 Suzuki X-90 that I'm still driving and really really need to get rid of

[Shania Twain voice] okay, so you have a grasp on object permanence

The things that are specifically sponsored ads are *much much* worse though

I mostly see videos of parrots/cats and furry memes and the occasional gay thirst trap which means it's working for me but I concede this is completely anecdotal for myself!!

I don't swear that much irl because I'll simply become too powerful