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Theodore Hill (he/him)

@probablyharmless.bsky.social

Writer of (mostly) horror. Also trans, queer, polyam, and Jewish. theodorehill.weebly.com for contact info, publication credits, and super strange testimonials. Co-Editor @dielaughingmag.bsky.social / Wario of @cassandradaucus.bsky.social

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A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”

A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”

PBS kids is sending me

09.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 3754    🔁 852    💬 0    📌 29

This is the first I've been informed who is playing in the superbowl, a thing I fully forgot was happening until this morning.

09.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.

08.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 2589    🔁 1155    💬 20    📌 18

I just remembered a time we went for coffee and you were drawing and the promt you'd set yourself was "draw a cinnamon roll" and then you showed me your next prompt which I only remember the vibes of but um. It was also about the cinnamon roll. 🫀

08.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bane voice: you merely adopted "coping with rejection sensitivity", I was born in it

08.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 425    🔁 106    💬 4    📌 0
fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"

fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

08.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1941    🔁 461    💬 18    📌 9

We’re treating social media like a moral failing rather than an infrastructure substitute.

When young people have no safe, low-cost third spaces, the phone becomes the youth club, the park and the bus pass.

If we restrict that, we need to replace it with real-world belonging, not just rules.

08.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 74    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 3

Let's go down to the werewolf bakery
Where the cookies are hot and the pastries are flakery

08.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 26    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

AI doesn't even jerk off to its own sex scenes, why would YOU jerk off to them

08.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 18    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
A pen on paper drawing of a werewolf offering chocolate chip cookies to his friends (Bigfoot and Mothman). This is a critical step in his baking process since he is trying to perfect the recipe and cannot eat chocolate.

A pen on paper drawing of a werewolf offering chocolate chip cookies to his friends (Bigfoot and Mothman). This is a critical step in his baking process since he is trying to perfect the recipe and cannot eat chocolate.

With all this AI talk, has anyone tried drawing for fun? You don't actually have to be good at it for it to be fun. I drew this in like ~5 minutes the other day and I was giggling the entire time. Just like....you can make art for fun? Fuck AI, werewolf bakers forever.

08.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 3

Generally speaking, the minute you see the word “Fabio” attached to an article about romance other than as history, you can throw the entire thing into the garbage. It’s a sneer, designed as communication from one person who thinks romance is stupid to another.

08.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 783    🔁 115    💬 15    📌 9

You post real good, Louis.

08.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get ready to experience the thousands of spindly legs of gratitude, everyone!

08.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

This is amazing. 14/10, no words. 🤣

07.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 31729    🔁 6565    💬 210    📌 150

It’s not just that AI art is bad, though it is, and it’s not just it harms the environment, though it does, and it’s not just that it was built on theft, exploitation and bias, though it was, it’s that using it robs you of the experience of making art, good or bad, communal or alone, for yourself.

07.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 70    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 0

19. I'm not really my type but honestly I hope it's my laugh.

07.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

18. Toronto, probably. I miss my friends in Toronto.

07.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

17. People should be kind to each other.

07.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

16. Honestly? Right now, after being in a state of next to zero independence for ~6 years? I'd settle for a closet if i had complete control over it. But to dream, I'd love a 2 bedroom apartment (1 for sleeping, 1 for art and writing) with laundry in the unit and a nice sunny corner for reading.

07.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your makeup is always so fun and cool.

07.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lotta hypocrisy in this world of sin but “guy publicly contradicting the amicus brief he filed with the Supreme Court” still hits pretty hard

07.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 51    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

15. I knit and do cross stitch! I'm also trying to get more generally into visual art (drawing, painting, sculpting with clay). Oh, and I go to karaoke at every opportunity.

07.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

14. In some ways, more than I'd like, honestly. In other ways, not at all. I think it depends on if I respect the people in question. I don't care what bigots think of me, for instance.

07.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

pro tip for talking about conspiracy that i think a lot of people do not know: there's no non-antisemitic way to use the word "cabal," it derives from "kabbalah" and was coined specifically to talk about imagined Jewish conspiracies. don't use "cabal." you can just say "conspiracy"/"conspirators."

06.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 20    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1
Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

06.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 5491    🔁 1574    💬 135    📌 155

DEEPLY fair but those blokes were a stitch. Also Emily Blunt is so beautiful I could just die (and I thought she did a nice job too).

06.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will say one thing in its favor: AGONY.

06.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

13. MCR Black Parade tour, no contest. What a trip. And now 20 year old emos are so mad at me. :)

06.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

12. In many ways, no. In many key ways, however, very extremely yes.

06.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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