Theodore Hill (he/him)

Botlicking technoslopper (showing a passerby his phone): "I just finished a new art piece. Here it is."

Passerby: "Uh, interesting. You made that with AI?"

Technoslopper: "That's not the point. Aren't you going to ask me any questions? It's not every day you get to speak to a real artist."

cartoon with a bunch of drawings of bras and their innate failings So sick of feeling comfortable? try… BRAS! Helps tight shirts look and feel worse! Straps come in two awful options! (illustration: digging into shoulder or falling off) Cups: one size fits ONE* (illustration: one boob spilling out, the other one barely filling) *or neither, if splitting the difference Endless* styles and colours to choose from! Cute and frilly! casual and fun! seductive lace! plunging! sexy netting! *up to DD And for our big-tiddy ladies (can i get a holla) PLAIN BEIGE (so practical!)

if anyone replies to this with “you just have the wrong size” i WILL hunt you for sport

#comic

Describe the problem in as much detail as you can. What steps did you take leading up to it? * I'm very upset that Libby is using generative AI — I'm currently part of a class action lawsuit of authors against AI companies and I've been promoting the use of Libby to my readers but I *will not* promote generative AI in any form as it is a pox on the land, the genAI companies stole my books, AI is a massive environmental disaster and there are so many other harms too numerous to go into. NOT TO MENTION that any mention of AI has a generally toxic impact on purchases and checkouts — people don't like it, they don't want it, but especially READERS who understand this issue better than most. AI turns people off. Keep it away from my books and away from the library.

Tell Overdrive to get AI out of Libby company.overdrive.com/contact/supp...

#library

It's the weirdest "logic". The reason we have 40hr work weeks and like, any safety regulations, is because people fought for them. And yet there are always people (who usually do not work these jobs) who are like "how dare you want to work AND live?"

Three panel comic: 1st panel: Two crudely drawn stick men: Stick man 1: to make art that is popular you have to be really good at drawing 2nd panel: stick man 2: but if that’s true 3rd panel: both characters are looking at a spot beneath the comic (where the likes are) Stick man 2: why does this comic have thousands of likes?

“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”

Truly I have been blessed 😭🥰

If you want to find a perfect creature of your own, I cannot recommend it enough. 🫀🥹

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A hand is holding a hand-stitched felt creature in front of a brown couch. This is Sweet Theodore. He's a purple rabbit with a greenish blue face, large dark yellow eyes, and an open mouth filled with sharp teeth. He has two pink tentacles and a pink pouch over his belly with three purple embroidered flowers.

Wow oh wow how did I get so lucky!! Sweet Theodore lives with me now!! Thank you very much to @jeremycshipp.bsky.social and the anonymous kind soul who covered the cost. What a magnificent and generous gift!!

🚨SPECIAL ISSUE alert!🚨

SINNERS, SAINTS, AND HAINTS will open from August 20th to August 31st, for *reprints only!* Guest editors: @edenroyce.bsky.social and Shakeema Smalls. The movie Sinners elevated a genre Black creators have anchored for decades, and we want to show those stories some love!

Jersey is empty and all the devils are here.

Ok I'm actually somewhat aghast (though perhaps I shouldn't be). What the fuck??

Four panel comic in a square 2x2 format, color scheme yellow, green, and grayish-blue. A person sits sadly by themselves in lush environment. A Pillbug approaches the person’s hand. The person picks up the Pillbug. The final panel shows the Pillbug in their hand and the Pillbug says “Trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️"

Isopod says Trans rights!
#bug #comic #comicoop

Oh, cats. Always full of surprises.

Ah, thank you! I appreciate the context. What an odd take. I don't think I know a single polyam person who's right wing...

I also occasionally call him "handsome" (like, as a noun) and nothing makes me feel more like a middle aged gay man.

Ahhh the gender euphoria of calling my boyfriend "dollface"

found this such a painful, intimate, and relatable essay about what it means to be trans masculine & to write about being overwritten and destroyed. the horror genre isn't free of those forces, but writing horror grants an outlet for defiantly confronting them. face your discomfort. face mine.

I cannot figure out what she did! Mystifying.

I'm so out of the loop. What happened here?

I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

NO

pov you’re a whaler who has fallen in love with the sea’s vengeance made manifest and he’s determined to tear the crew to shreds

Aww thank you!!!

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of my fabric art creatures. There's a green fur floor and a galaxy print fabric background in the pic. Here are some of the creatures: a watermelon ghost with a green body and pink face and twinkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a black crablike creature with wide set blue eyes and purple eyeshadow. She has red lips, four tentacle-like arms and an embroidered rainbow flower on her forehead. There's a black ghost bag covered with red embroidered flowers. There's a watermelon ghost bag. There are two yellow creatures. Each has three eyes, two tentacles, and mouths full of sharp teeth. There's a cosmic moth sitting on a little chair. The moth is black with a gray face, twinkly red eyes, and a wide grin full of sharp teeth. The moth is covered with hand-embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors.

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word about my Big Cartel shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.

All of my creations are designed, sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

HELL YEAH, MAN!!! Can't wait!!

updated display name yeah that's right bitches I got a table at Voidcon in T-minus 2 months. gonna debut LIBER BX3 in paper & polycarbonate plus new zines & even more cool shit. !!!!

Dedicate it to me 💕

*grabs popcorn*

Graphic edited to read, "Career should be your 2nd priority. Your 1st priority should ALWAYS be Committing to the bit"

Good morning logging on

I mean even just the title of his book that's ostensibly about a trans woman is gross.

He's also the author of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, a book condemned by the literal, actual Auschwitz Museum.

(He's also "four hylian shrooms" guy but that's a more petty gripe.)