Derek

CONAN DOESN'T USE MAKE ARMOR!

*now

N I w watching m #conanthebarbarian. Is it as awesome as I remember?

I'm thinking of ripping all of my DVDs to a hard drive.
But I love physical media, so I'm torn between efficiency and esthetics.

One of my favorites!

I loved the movies and cartoon as a kid; now, it's time to try the source material. #ConantheBarbarian

So, a running joke at my table became the BBEG. It was great!

Wearing my Cthulu high tops and my Evil Dead In Concert hoodie...

I'm ready for Vampire: The Masquerade today!

I think it's funny Seinfeld tried to coin the phrase, "mimbo," and everyone universally said:

"... It's obviously HIM-bo!"

One of my goals last year was to get out of the house more, and I believe I reached that goal!

1. Went to see "Saw: The Musical."

2. Hiked in Blue Ridge.

3. Dragon Con

4. Saw "Evil Dead Live in Concert"

5. Went to the Plaza and saw "The Fog," and del Toro's "Frankenstein."

6. Saw "Hadestown. "

I'm on my 5th listen of the audiobooks haha!

🎶You're the Coliseum.
You're the top.
You're the Louvre Museum...🎶

That feeling you have when you want to buy a different console just to play Fallout and Bloodbourne...

"Do you see, lads? Think! People vanished forever. They died, oh Lord, they died! but came back in dreams."

Ray Bradbury, "The Halloween Tree "

I just learned this morning driving at night in falling snow makes me dizzy.

How is this morning the first time I've had to deal with this in my 42 years if life?

This is one of my go-to movies! If I'm in a funk, I put either this or "Arsenic and Old Lace" on!

I'm Hades, so that makes you my mother in law 🤣

Just found out iron chef is available on YouTube...

Guess what I've been doing other than the things I should be doing?

This is definitely your vibe of chaos 🤣

The moment you realize you want to read #Dune but you were brought up military so you got rid of your last copy of #Dune because you move every 3 years so you think you'll just buy a copy of #Dune when you get to your next house but then realize you don't have #LOTR OR #Dune.

I am GUTTED! #Books

Holy Gods of *insert realm here*! I want!

So, I don't like to be political, but also understand if hell exists, I got my ticket years ago (according to a guy I worked with because I'm gay).

When I saw Kristi Noem run from congress, I riffed, "Sorry! I have to pick up my shift as a nurse from 'Escape From LA!" Laughed myself silly. #IYKYK

I was on the phone last night who tried to explain my job to me, even though he has no experience in my field.

People have forgotten the old saying: "It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you a fool, rather than open it and remove all doubt."

Today is going to be great!

After many weeks of distraction, I'm finally going to start storytelling my first #vtm chronicle!

My cat wants to watch "My Neighbor Totoro" for the 12000 time tonight

My to-do list tomorrow is crazy:

1. Stretch
2. Meal prep.
3. Kidnap the Sandy Claws
4. Beat him with a stick
5. Lock him up for 90 years
6. See what makes Myhim tick.
7. Yoga

Ugh... I think I need a Linnea Quigley movie tonight.

It's to fill out the random Rankin-Bass DVD you get at dollar general every year!

And yes... I have a copy. 🤣

Went to see evil dead in concert last night!

I've always said it's more a Christmas movie.