I hope the next occupant is an ascetic monk.

It all makes sense when you realize they are all 5 years old.

If Paramount+ had any subscribers, there would be an exodus. And nobody watches CBS any more. Time to stop watching movies made by Paramount.

I was working through the Week 5 linked list material when Spotify played The Chain by Fleetwood Mac. I thought the refrain was fitting: "You would never break the chain (never break the chain)."

They hate poor people and don’t care if they starve if it advances their agenda.

You blink an eye and literally half of the presidency is fucking sofas and the other half is raping children. Am I doing this right?

It shouldn't take a huge sample to obtain useful results. Why don't you commission a poll yourself?

Maybe the founders fucked up by allowing deliberate lies by government officials to be protected under the first amendment.

If you have a doppelgänger who is in the country without documentation, you too could win a free one-way trip to South Sudan!

If only they had written "Antifa" instead of "rioters"... But then that would mean Trump pardoned a bunch of Antifas.

Lol

I can't believe we're going to have to wait over four billion more years for the sun to explode so that we can finally put all of this behind us.

The "Tough on Crime" president hard at work.

This isn't helping my nihilism.

"I've cut supply, so you need to lower prices!"

In this economy?

This tracks

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What the actual fuck is Trump even talking about? He just went on Truth Social to declare the racist “Great Replacement” conspiracy is “no longer a theory.” This is the same extremist garbage that inspired the Buffalo and El Paso mass shootings. He’s recycling message-board rants like their policy,

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41.

Here’s the President of the United States of America.

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

He has the Minus Touch

This is a THREAD of people NOT FIRED.

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His self-awareness has reached its peak

"Now an extraordinarily successful scientific research system — one that took decades to build, has saved millions of lives and generated billions of dollars in profits for American companies and investors — is being dismantled before our eyes."

Imagine a world where every act of gun violence produced this level of condemnation.

That’s alcohol abuse

Hold your breath.

“Trump had nothing to do with Epstein”

“Trump was a confidential informant that helped take Epstein down”

“Releasing the Epstein files will destroy the Democrats”

Then why the fuck is Trump threatening to primary the Republicans who are trying to release them?