Rook

Declining a meeting request because I held on to some dandelion fluff and got carried away by a breeze

My colleagues and I say "A03" multiple times a day because it's a kind of message we receive from hospital systems, and it's never not a little amusing to me, but nobody here gets it, man.

Chronos waiting on his rock in hades 2 while I rummage through my trinket box instead of talking to him

Picture of a USB hub with all the inputs on their own cables such that it looks like a flogger, on the table next to my key cards

Office Flogger

An illustration of a girl looking at a black dog illuminated in a doorway. red string wraps around her body and eyes, leading back through the opening where the dog sits and stares.

impulse control

I need something nice to happen soon 🫠

Hades 2 screenshot of Hypnos, asleep in his little comforter cape

Hades 2 screenshot of Nemesis, looking away from the player.

Hades 2 screenshot of Cerberus, looking happy and healthy

Hades 2 screenshot of Eris, holding her gun and looking cocky

I play a mini-game with Hades 2 called "Can I get a screenshot of the character without the textbox before it all fades to black" and so far? I'm losing. But here's some I managed to snag.

(Sorry for any spoilers? #hades2spoilers does this work I'm too old to use a computer send help)

A screenshot of an enemy called Forgiven Perversion, which is standing in the corner of the room facing the wall akin to the "don't talk me angy" cat meme

no talk me i'm pervert

(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha

I keep hoping Eris and Icarus are romance options........... I haven't even met Icarus yet but I suspect I will enjoy him.

GIVE YOUR NOT!MOM GIFTS SOMETIMES JEEZE

it was a cute scene ;3;

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Screenshot from Hades 2 of Hecate in the hot springs, from the chest up. She is wearing nothing but a cloth purple mask across the lower half of her face. Her hair is a minty green and is wet and worn down. She has visible scars across her neck and chest.

blows a kiss to the ground

for Hecate

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?) her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

fanart of Nemesis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (red jeans, black crop top with the Hades sigil as a pattern on it), moon shaped necklace, tattoos on her left arm and pecs, as she's about to tie her hair using a green hairband, her eyes closed (green light on her right side cause she's standing next to Melinoe's glowing arm, off camera)

fanart of Eris, from Hades 2, she's sitting, right leg with her knee bent, in front of her right hand on her right foot, left hand on her face, framing her left eye between two fingers she's wearing big sneakers, micro shorts, some sort of sweater with stripes showing her shoulders she has apple tree branch tattoos on her thigh and left shoulder

fanart of Medea from Hades 2, but wearing modern clothes (tiny leather shorts with double belt, red/purple leather crop top), a nose ring, necklaces, also big tattoo covering the entire left arm (a snake, a moon crescent, flowers and leaves) She's sitting, resting on her left hand, her right hand next to her face, conjuring some plague magic that bathes her in green light

hades gals 💀🌸

Oh, sure, I know how to make reports now. Why not. I'm like five employees at once, what's another one on the pile.

thank you Hades 2 for this wife

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

give greta thunberg a gundam

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

"Moonlight guide you"

#fanart #hades2 #melinoe #nemesis

Oh my God this.

Living wage? What of the laughing wage. How much is the loving wage. Tell me that

...FOUR!?

I get distracted by trying to get resources, or get Boons checked off the Fates list, or expand relationships and I forget to like. Make a build that can do a fuckin' thing. Oops.

I'm 15 nights in and stressed lmao

But I finally made it to the surface for real, please clap :)

I would probably struggle slightly less if I wasn't cursed with 1-3 cats randomly trying to walk across my desk and on my hands, though.

I'm so.... bad......... at the game........

I just think my first Hades run of the day shouldn't count. Unless I win, of course. I'm not unreasonable.