Avarice Wolf

Or at least their chatbots are :p

We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92
The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you
The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through

OwO

And now I open an abandoned term window
We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago
Do you remember how the TS used to go

OwO

Yes yes I do

Okay that's supremely creepy

I just hope the people on the boat can escape

You know.

It may just be me,

But I'm in fact glad that someone who believed that people like Miss Cleo have actual prophecy powers didn't get to become a lawyer...

Of course, in this case, "people" only applies to him and his billionaire buddies.

*facepalm* I have no words.

I need one!

Who cares what someone else thinks they're not in your shoes. From what I've read I think you're doing the best you can. And that's all anyone can ask.

I have the terrible urge to write JD Vance furniture slash fic. The softcore "what the throw pillow saw" to the hardcore "plastic cover on"

YouTube video by A Different Bias Elon Musk Exposed on Tolkien Ignorance (Yes, Really)

This is fairly epic and humorous if you're a Tolkien fan.
youtu.be/72VN5pRTZmY?...

YouTube video by Jesse Dollemore Dum-dums in Kentucky Were Angry THEY COULDN’T VOTE IN OTHER STATES’ ELECTIONS!!!

youtu.be/BR967SZAk1Y?...

I think I would feel obligated to be eaten, letting it eat Kennedy would end up with endangered species abuse charges.

I do love it when my ewaste service talks dirty to me "your load has been confirmed"

I think so too.

I text like that at 3 a.m. when I fall asleep mid-reply.

Yes that must be it :p

This I understand, especially the need to recharge in your own space. Sometimes I do need a quiet afternoon of tea and a good book. But I'm still frustrated I'm not as social as I was pre-covid.

He's gonna need a bigger candy bucket

The US would be a different nation if its citizens knew and understood all of their history.

What if I want to live long enough to outlive the system?

Seriously? That's so screwed up.

Man I remember the best part of those books Gandalf holding his ground shouting "you shall not pass a budget extension that funds the government if it subsidizes healthcare or feeding children!"

He's dead?

Can we get this boosted

Of course Santa Claus is everywhere until observed!

A color close-up photo of Santa, wearing a red knit cap and standing in the snow in front of his tall communications tower. Preparing for my annual journey! In case you or your children are wondering how my, reindeer, sleigh, and I manage it, here’s what physicist Germano Iannacchione writes: “To put it way too simply, what scientists have discovered is that all matter can behave like a particle or wave. Waves can be in a bunch of places at once. Experiments have shown that particles can quantum tunnel, or 'teleport,' like Dr. Who — being in many places at once, or teleporting.” So, rest assured: My elves, reindeer, and I will do our very best to visit as many children of all ages as we can. Wishing you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love — the greatest gift… Blessings, Santa Claus North Pole, Alaska www.SantaClausNorthPoleAlaska.com

SEE YOU IN 2 MONTHS
Here’s how:
Scientists have discovered that all matter can behave like a particle or wave. Waves can be in a bunch of places at once. Particles can tunnel, or teleport. That’s how I can be in many places at once on Christmas Eve.
A gentle reminder:
Love is the greatest gift :-)}

Lol maybe a combine message "you're scum but you could be better"