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I really had a long, involved "Triple H is treating WWE like Trump is treating the country, carving it all up and selling the pieces at the end of his life just because he can't care about or conceive a world without him in it" and it was, half-baked at best but I'm sure smarter people are on it

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People in 2026 treating Gavin Newsom as a foregone conclusion to be the 2028 Dem presidential nominee were also predicting in 1961 that Pete Best would be the glue that holds The Beatles together for the rest of the decade.

Lotta people going around acting like consequences ain't nothing

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

The charges read out loud, transcripts, last words

*SHUNK*

NEXT!!

enthralling! A tour de force!

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

and then Russo fired Bobby Heenan for goddamned MARK MADDEN.

I genuinely wonder if there's a horror-comedy where the comedy doesn't come from gore. Does it exist? Do I need to make it?

A simple point that is usually left by the wayside re: right-wing dipshits who're mad that artists "won't leave politics out of ____" ...the politics have ALWAYS BEEN IN THERE, you're just mad that you have to make yourself either ignore that thing or pretend their politics don't exist

An oven mitt with an onion on top below the words “2. Keep important medications with you”

totally enthralled by this oven mitt with an onion sitting on it at LAX with the words “2. Keep important medications with you” over it. I took dozens of photos

even the shittiest Castlevania game is fun to at least watch do its thing.

Dead Kennedys is just murderous B-52s

i don’t think there’s ever been anything like it in american history. they *are* who the most hardened conspiracy cultists *think* the rockefellars or the kennedys or the soros family are

one of the things that’s harder to see while we are in it, but will jump off the page at future historians, is how deeply corrupt *the entire trump family* is, and how they abused and and manipulated every lever of the federal government they could grab to steal everything that isn’t nailed down

oh wait, was it 1986? So I was 4?

Transformers: the Motion Picture (1987). My dad cried when Optimus Prime died.

Thekla with the strap around her neck and the AEW Women's World Championship over her shoulder, looking like a woman I would absolutely let ruin my life

AND NEWWWWWWWW

noooooo Mina lost SO MUCH HAIR 😭

Me, sitting in my chair, grimacing from behind my copy of CHARACTER LIMIT, How Elon Musk Destroyed Twitter, by Kate Conger and Ryan Mac

Reading this book, so far, is fucking infuriating and hilarious. This dude, and I ain't breaking any news, is SHOCKINGLY pathetic and the saddest, dumbest loser currently alive. That he's richer than anyone else on Earth is the most damning indictment of capitalism there ever will be.

absolute same, hardest same ever.

(I had a pet mouse in high school, his name was Spader) 🥰

Rewatching the premiere episodes of Superman: The Animated Series. The entire first episode is about climate change deniers trusting an AI over their top scientist

The AI knows the planet is doomed but prioritizes self-preservation. They're so desperate to be ok they believe it

This is 1996, btw

Extremely! Look at those pleading eyes!

a young man with blonde hair is wearing a white jacket and a blue shirt . ALT: a young man with blonde hair is wearing a white jacket and a blue shirt .

absolute smokeshow in his day. I'd even hit modern Spades, honestly.

I haven't seen Mia in forever!! Never woulda seen this otherwise, thanks for that.

a picture of Kane grabbing Imposter Kane by the throat and vice versa, with the text "when conservatives finally catch the predators they keep talking about"

A real email, and it won't fucking tell me why.

he doesn't care, and everyone in his cabinet is a fucking crackpot whom I wouldn't trust to hold a door open for me