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Caught flipping a grunt

14.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

14.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are we not seeing at least one death a day a the Winter Olympics? Some of these events are insane. You’re telling me not one of these mfers is gonna get sideways on the ski jump and go down the mountain on his face?

13.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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13.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

13.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s no group of ppl in our society that give less of a fuck about their fellow man than the rich, rural white guy

13.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When it happened I was listening but not with full attention. Maybe 10 seconds after he said it I thought “wait did he just ask if May 9th was also the 13th?!?”

13.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More Sven

12.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We thought there was some issue with prime video because we were trying to watch 1 but it kept showing us 3 and the Amazon lady thought I was on drugs

12.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@seancbass.bsky.social my kids & I did the same thing with the F&F movies. I had a very hilarious exchange with the Amazon custo service trying to get a refund about these titles and how confused we were

12.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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12.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT MOVIES

11.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“He’s one of the good ones” -that moron when they saw the sticker and immediately reached for their wallet

11.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

worse than a human titty? Dear God! What are we gonna do?!?!

10.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not a sneakerhead type but those are absolutely in my pantheon of shoes i love bc i coveted them as a kid

10.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Age verification?

(getting online) EEEEEEEOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

10.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The scientists at Nerds are reinventing the game

09.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They definitely use the term “sportsball”

09.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Joe Montana

08.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

At first glance, I thought this was a dong

08.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m not sure anyone is gonna be excited about a party that celebrates just the last second of the super bowl…most people are probably excited about the first 59 minutes and 59 seconds.” -Fake Jason Kidd

08.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t WAIT to see the strongly-worded letter for this one

06.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got the double pink a couple days ago and it was a harbinger of good fortune

06.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just caught up on the stream and Wheeze George laughing that it was Killer's shoe has me in a state of laugh hypnosis

06.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"ABOUT SCHMIDT" has been in my head for like 3 straight days for no apparent reason

06.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything is penis related now

06.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Might.” Man, I bet the Devil can swing that thang

05.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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