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Shadow Panda, esq

@shadowpandaesq.bsky.social

That other place sucks. New Dad. Cybersecurity Architect. Thoughts are my own.

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a man wearing a number 4 jersey is eating a strawberry ALT: a man wearing a number 4 jersey is eating a strawberry
18.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chair company was weeeeeeird and I love Tim Robinson

13.01.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OF ALL TIME

13.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, those boots were not made for walking

11.01.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4120    πŸ” 1076    πŸ’¬ 204    πŸ“Œ 179

There are enterprise AISPM tools popping up that explicitly block that type of scenario. Not at the consumer level yet though.

09.01.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bahh. Sorry. My fault completely

02.01.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit @hunterpatterson.bsky.social is on here now. Go stones!

02.01.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until they get into Bluetooth attacks like bluesnarfing and bluejacking. Both real things.

02.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

02.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That tracks, I’m having a baby this week.

01.01.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well you seem terrible.

28.12.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We come here for the ass

youtu.be/N1v76zs18qA?...

27.12.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had a few small beers.

25.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I like you. Can we be internet friends? I’m trying to secure this bullshit after 15 years in the infosec space and we are absolutely losing the battle

22.12.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This audibly made me laugh out loud

21.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! Was genuinely curious

20.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After the small market pistons beat the dynasty seeking lakers?! Not following

20.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man smoking a cigarette next to a police officer with a patch that says e on it ALT: a man smoking a cigarette next to a police officer with a patch that says e on it

/pistons fan

07.12.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Holly.

06.12.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ. I got pissed enough to engage with a bot. YOU DID THIS MAGARY

30.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does RAG work. How do you train the models in your bot eyes

30.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because it stole those memories you useless twat, and never credited the principal authors. They aren’t real.

30.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a fucking TAKE.

Evaluate your life and delete this.

Jesus Christ. I’m a literal cybersecurity architect and this will poison humanity regardless if we know how to control it (which we don’t). GenAI vs. Agentic Ai vs none of that shit is real. It’s puking up memories. That’s it.

29.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

He is risen

27.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 16217    πŸ” 2666    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 214

Hold on. I’m actually listening to this theory

26.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Ragnow sighed as he drew his katana

26.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Inject this into my veins. THAT guy is back.

26.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Alan

26.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My god I would watch the absolute shit out of a Ken Burns hip hop 10 part docuseries just to see what it was

25.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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