Shadow Panda, esq's Avatar

Shadow Panda, esq

@shadowpandaesq.bsky.social

That other place sucks. Expecting Dad. Cybersecurity Architect. Thoughts are my own.

413 Followers  |  1,445 Following  |  51 Posts  |  Joined: 05.07.2025  |  2.5469

Latest posts by shadowpandaesq.bsky.social on Bluesky

They will both be expensive

01.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image

@sheaserrano.bsky.social
Ordered this while waiting for this

01.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Central/Western was so much fun in college. Honestly don’t know where the “rivalry” came from but just an awesome weekend regardless of where it was.

01.11.2025 14:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

01.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 35000    🔁 4169    💬 1001    📌 368

Roth can you give my eulogy but only say “Defector regrets the error” then walk off?

01.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We live in the worst timeline. What is wrong with all of us.

01.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Best we ever did was Barky McFly

31.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 138    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 2

I would follow Sarah into hell to read her insights. Oh. Wait. Have we been there the entire time?

Marvelous writing as always but prescient in this shitty timeline.

29.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just exceptional writing. Plus basketball!

26.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.10.2025 11:02 — 👍 3318    🔁 471    💬 59    📌 8
Post image

It was always this

23.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We doing a sunny rewatch? I’m on board

23.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
23.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Those are Wemby’s families now

23.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 79    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
23.10.2025 07:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Clipse: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music Clipse: Tiny Desk Concert

youtu.be/f7gIBB7jKc0?...

22.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
21.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

They said the window was closed. Too much change. This is what happens, they said, when your cabinet gets raided.

One problem.

Dan Campbell doesn’t have a cabinet. Dan Campbell is the cabinet.

Welcome to Detroit. Home of the NFL’s most resilient football team.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...

21.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 147    🔁 21    💬 11    📌 3
Post image 17.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will try!

16.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wish I liked those, really really tried. That looks spectacular.

16.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New people on Bluesky, welcome. This is the most important podcast you can listen to. These words all make sense to everyone else here.

15.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 239    🔁 27    💬 16    📌 0
Preview
Red Hat Consulting breach puts over 5000 high profile enterprise customers at risk — in detail I look inside the breach of Red Hat.

I wrote up the Red Hat breach. doublepulsar.com/red-hat-cons...

06.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 27    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1

THIS IS JOURNALISM

08.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is Greg Olsen Erasure. That dude rules

02.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you don’t want him can I have your coach back?

30.09.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually kinda like them!

30.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Aidan Hutchinson is back back.

28.09.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Meek Mill is in for a treat

27.09.2025 18:03 — 👍 267    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 7
Post image

Sir a 4th Pablo Torre episode has hit Steve Ballmer

18.09.2025 19:34 — 👍 72    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

@shadowpandaesq is following 20 prominent accounts