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NO! This is what they want. They want an excuse to start shooting at people in the name of "defending" the country. Doing this is how they declare martial law.

Simple, because they intend that there will be no more free and fair elections. Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluding themselves at this point.

I never imagined that I would be living out my final years in a shitty country without actually moving to one.

Every Congressional Dem should escort her onto the floor, demand she be recognized and sworn in, and force Johnson to get security to remove them. And then do the same thing tomorrow. And the next day. The days of triangulating rules are over.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

It seems clear—I think to everyone, now—that a false and illegal invocation of the Insurrection Act is coming before the end of the year. Media outlets should be telling us how they will prepare for this potential Treason. State governments should be telling us. Activists should be developing plans.

They have no intention of there being fair midterms. That's their whole point doing all this.

I am going to start a GoFundMe to rent a U-Haul to take Midget Mussolini's crap out of my governor's Mansion. Then when he has everything loaded up, I'm going to report it stolen.

Really, stupid and ignorant should hurt more than it does.

What aliens kidnapped her and replaced her with a "reasonable" pod person?

(BTW, you all can keep the original, dump her on Mars or something when you are done with the probing, or whatever you all do to abducted rednecks nowadays)

Quick, somebody send Comey a t-shirt that says "Tuck Frump" so he can wear it when he gets arrested.

If they are really that elite, send them. They'll be able to do landscaping way faster than the troops that went to D.C.

The USS Ford cost the American taxpayers about $13 billion. So that amount of $3.8 billion is less than 1/3 of the cost of one single United States aircraft carrier.

I'd skip an aircraft carrier to help all those people.

HA! Trying to grift like Trump. But she sucks at it. The only thing she does better than Trump is her makeup.

"A working man voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders"

Most of the idiots who hear her and believe this probably can't find Portland on a map. It probably can't even point out Oregon. And they certainly never been there.

New routine:

*wake up at 4:15am

*check to see if he has stroked out

DAMMIT!

*go back to sleep

You can buy bottles of deer pee at the outdoor store (Hunters use it as an attractant).

Just sayin'

Nothing gets under the skin of a bully or a narcissist like not rising to their level of anger.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Southern women have been doing that for decades.

"Oh dear, bless your heart"

Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

China is laughing at us.

All joking aside, I used to do historic preservation work for a company that did Section 106 archeology. I've worked down there, that part of Miami is loaded with archaeologically significant stuff. They'll probably dig down 5 ft and find something that will stop them hard for a while.

Tally dumbasses. Where they gonna park Trump's 747? Are they planning on tearing down Bayside to park the plane?

Standing in front of that big American flag acting like he is the reincarnation of George Patton.

He's barely equal to George of the Jungle.

Standing in front of that big American flag acting like he is the reincarnation of George Patton.

He's barely equal to George of the Jungle.

Buh-bye to any Sikhs in the military. I mean, they are only some of the toughest and most feared fighters in modern history, but yeah, we want manly men men, right?

Travel Tip: Going away for a fortnight? Why not order a McDonald's apple pie on the way out? Then when you come back, it will be almost cool enough to eat.

The Governor Newsom Press Account is beyond good.