What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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Author of dark SFF novels for queer and trans readers who want to chew on something weird and evocative. Keep it monstrous, y'all || π«NO AI || they/he π³οΈββ§οΈ THE WARDS WILL FALL releasing 10/27/2025 https://oleandercraw.carrd.co/
What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
What I have learned in the last 24hrs is I need to go to writing retreats more frequently.
18.10.2025 13:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Growing citrus from seed is hard so I'm impressed. And keeping them inside they might be leggy but you should still get blooms eventually! Mine keep blooming tons but they're not setting fruit except for one lemon tree. I'm really hoping for blood oranges next year tho cause they're my favorites
17.10.2025 01:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg I can't wait to see them
17.10.2025 00:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππ
17.10.2025 00:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A large malamute dog with her head on a blanket in my lap
I do not have a photo from tonight but how am I supposed to stay focused when I have the most needy elderly dog
17.10.2025 00:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love Morrigan very much but she is very distracting poking me with her cold nose or jamming a gross toy repeatedly into my thigh when I'm trying to take quizzes for this evening class and I'm already super unfocused
16.10.2025 23:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0!!! I'm very curious how this goes for you. I just started trying to grow citrus last year and have two dwarf Meyer lemons, a persian lime and a blood orange. I think I'm going to have a few lemons ready soon
16.10.2025 23:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you :]
16.10.2025 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Writing retreat time!!!
16.10.2025 22:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Silvia doesnβt make judgements here re reskinned HP fanfic but I will: itβs no coincidence during the current rise of fascism that white-centric publishers & studios are happy to continue boosting & rehashing a poisonous white transphobeβs IP rather than back/nurture better art by BIPOC artists
16.10.2025 03:50 β π 21 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
16.10.2025 19:30 β π 3039 π 739 π¬ 33 π 33A spooky figure holding a pointy dog in its arms on a yellow and teal background. Altogether they have four eyes, though the distribution is uneven.
Yes, You Are The Goodest Girl, I Missed You While I Was Standing Ominously In The Corner Of That Guy's Vision All Day, Too.
#inktober #puppy
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Props to Benjamin for sharing the details of his contract. Unfortunately no props to MRM because there's a lot of extremely outre stuff in here that I'd refuse to sign. Let's run it down. (Context: If you're negotiating a contract with Strange Horizons, I'm the person you're negotiating with.)
13.10.2025 19:40 β π 108 π 58 π¬ 1 π 9Host of the Nightmare
#Bloodborne
I think, if harnessed as an energy source, you could probably power a small midwestern city with the rage I currently feel on a daily basis
16.10.2025 04:01 β π 62 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0ππ putting this on the tbr!
15.10.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you ever want eyeballs on anything lemme know
15.10.2025 13:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excuse me YES
15.10.2025 12:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wishing you as smooth an experience as is possible with airports
15.10.2025 12:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An overlay of The Thirteenth Floor anthology on a background of a red and yellow fireball. The cover features a jagged graphic face in red with distressed yellow marks across it, and computer code overlaid on top. Designed by Sam Gretton.
The Thirteenth Floor anthology cover on a Waterstone's promo graphic that states "25% off on upcoming books. Pre-order now with code: OCTOBER25. 14-17 October. Online only."
SURPRISE! We were thrilled to contribute to Rebellion's Thirteenth Floor anthology, which sends homicidal computer Max all across the world to protect and terrorise.
Better yet, it's available to pre-order in the Waterstones sale. It's due out February 12, 2026 - perfect for Valentine's Day!
just saw a commercial mocking chubby dads for wearing tiny shorts and this is a) not the variety of short straight heterosexual men in their late 40s wear and b) working directly against the cultural momentum we have been pressing forward sisyphean for my entire life and i WILL NOT stand for it
15.10.2025 05:37 β π 231 π 23 π¬ 7 π 5the cheese so sharp it kills you instantly
15.10.2025 07:38 β π 281 π 24 π¬ 21 π 1be sure to tell your friends that you love them
15.10.2025 03:25 β π 22 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0Hell yeah lunar tides is so good
15.10.2025 09:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two cats snuggling on a floral duvet. One is toasty cream and the other is a tuxedo.
Their tails kinda form a heart :]
15.10.2025 01:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn this is a cover
15.10.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a good day when both starbursts in the wrapper are the fruit punch flavor
14.10.2025 22:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn that's good
14.10.2025 22:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0