magic

from the same person??? If so then uhhhhhhhh

Holy shit that’s uhhhh… yeah that’s a new one for me.

James we need to Zero Dark Thirty the Hat Man there's no other way

We all say that... We all give in, in the end. I started with three Master Grades in 2019, here I am now with dozens of kits of every grade, and a backlog so large I cannot justify buying any more models until I dent it.

The Rocky series is his favorite movie franchise but his favorite entries are 2, 3 and 5, he doesn't actually like 1, 4, or the Creed movies lmfao

The guy in the discord server with the worst media literacy I've ever seen in my life is watching Gundam. I'm torn between finding it hilarious and finding it tragic.

If you want an idea of how this dude's brain works, he's immune to anything but Shounen anime, pure hype moments and aura.

tag yourself I'm Gerald Fard

a) To avoid people asking "is this loss" I'm going to stop making comics like this (a 4 panel comic) b) Instead I'll try other types like three panels, I'll try one big panel with three small ones c) I'll try two panels, or three tall ones. d) Maybe I'll even try four on top of each other, or four in a row... (it is loss)

If this checks out I’ve got another shirt planned for next session specifically to determine that lmao

Our Hero, wearing a red cap and red tshirt with the text “the center of danger is here in the form of an emanation of energy” on it

Wearing my long term nuclear storage warning tshirt to therapy to try and suss out if my new therapist is the one who drives the car with a “Bestie please let me merge” and “This is not a car of honor” bumper stickers

YouTube video by Maid Mint Ch. ミント・ファントーム 【JURASSIC PARK ARCADE (1994)】jurassic park theme intensifies 【Maid Mint Fantôme】

Stream about playing the old Jurassic Park arcade game, by the way.

In case you were wondering if the context made this more normal.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Tc...

"MSK why do you watch Vtubers?"

Well,

At first glance it appears as if this is a field of grass with ghost maid vtuber Mint Fantome pushing a lawn mower over it. On closer inspection, however, it is revealed that this is a pond covered in a layer of green slime. Mint may or may not know this

There goes my kamioshi, mowing a pond for quarters. #MintoLive

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

Vincent D’Onofrio has been 50 years old for the past 30 years.

No I will not elaborate.

Its politics are a right wing fantasy so incoherent as to become funny. There is more product placement in it than I have ever seen before in my life. Tesla and Starlink feature prominently. Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson show up. It's the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate of our dystopia.

John Oliver

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

It's immaculately awful. Omnidirectionally bad. Everything about it sucks tremendously, which is to say that yes it is essential viewing. This is generational work.

so glad more people are noticing this it's so funny.

The other one that is equally bad is Geoff Keighley. Same trick works for him.

Dudes rock

Inugami Korone the genius that you are

Woke up and immediately got mint fantome going "bing bing bong bing bing bing bing bong" to her ending screen music stuck in my head

Moderoid of the fantastically gay mecha Bravern from fantastically gay mecha anime Bang Brave Bang Bravern BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BRAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

Package came in

“More than one thing can suck at once” and other advanced concepts unknown to the average NYT contributor

The chill out tent charges AirBNB rates.

"food and drinks available for purchase" is the most diabolical thing here they are going to take psychedelics and then charge for fucking water lmao

raytheon please give me just one knife missile I promise it'll be really funny please just one time

This man's writing style is "Oops, All Comma Splices!"

oh my god that's one fucking sentence

I can only assume his editor let him get away with this horseshit because cleaning it up would require reading more of his moronic thoughts.