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Alaska, watch your back. #landswaps

Dear reporters working tomorrow’s Trump presser,

Ask about Epstein.

Too afraid?

Too bad.

A man with a spectacular 1970s mullet, wearing big wellies and a v-neck jumper over a T-shirt, looks at camera as he stands on a boat which is itself standing on the muddy bottom of an empty canal. He is holding up an enormous wooden plug on a long chunky chain

Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out

Charlie Daniels early 70s prog-influenced stuff was legit good.

There had to be a heated argument over who gets to be the guy who swims over.

“Damn, this pesky Constitution is so hard to amend or work around. We may be stuck here.”

“Have you considered deleting whole sections of it from the website?”

“!!!”

-R reps discussing our rights.

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“The Epstein story is rapidly fading away.”
-Most mainstream news discussion panels for the past few weeks.

A 100% increase is insane.

Bad things do tend to happen when JD shows up.

RIP, Pope Francis.

You never know. Maybe the sheer volume of leakers made them take it seriously.

Thanks, I’ll just drink at home.

I adored this episode. Thank you.

I haven’t had a chance to watch the Bild interview yet, is it this bad?

I’m more concerned about Trump wanting to strip people of their citizenship (a more dire voting rights issue), but you do you.

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Now that’s a senior moment I have no sympathy for.

“SHE LOSES HER CITIZENSHIP TOO!!!”
-DJT (probably)

What’s more insane is that the media reported it, and it still took almost a week for the news to get to him.

Because she lets every elected official talk without pushback.

The Czar being ignorant of matters he’s responsible for doesn’t matter to me.

Never type while angry, friend.

It’s not my fault your takes suck.

“How would have stopping all this from happening been an improvement?!”

STFU, child.

So, you want to make it worse? Great idea. Way to think through problems.

My guy, “Concentration camps are only slightly worse than no concentration camps” is not the principled stance you think it is.

I wish I had got here in time to ask about Afghanistan terminating an oil deal with China.

“I live in NYC part of the year.”

“Vraiment? Oh-la-la, monsieur!”

I thought we had agreed as a nation that BJ Vance memes were bipartisan fun.

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I declare today to be: