Janie Campbell

We still talk about how in 8th grade our friend Ryan farted during a quiet test-taking moment and then silently raised his hand to claim it. It's been 33 years.

You never know who is smuggling 7 Mary 3 in plain sight (it's me).

I'm afraid I'm on the wrong side of this skewering but I can't bring myself to do the work to figure it out right now and that confirms it

Manatee on a mission (w a remora for a necktie) #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #speedytee #necktie #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity

This is in August and I’m not even asking where. I’m just that into it.

Why is That Golf + those artists maybe the greatest thing we could ever do

An act of war weeks in planning but unauthorized by Congress against a country that Trump's own director of intelligence testified under oath was not close to getting a nuclear weapon.

I knew it'd pay off!

One day someone I know will need a pressure washer, and that day will be mine.

Bought a pressure washer even though I have no spigot, no hose, or anything to pressure wash. I just needed it.

Downtown Miami now, biggest protest crowd I've seen since 2020 (not including the solidarity protests for Cuba in 2021)

Horrifying carbon fiber audio aside, when they showed the man's college report card I knew we were in for a good old-fashioned hate down

"Did the dome slide down the ramp?" "A short distance, and then it got stuck."

Watching Discovery's Titan doc and they show a time the titanium dome just popped right off the sub because they only used 4 of 18 bolts to fasten it and I AM CRYING

I gotta stare into space a few moments a day now for maybe the rest of my life

Can’t believe how bad that helmet-haired stiff just ruined me! Furious!

(But also Kelly showing up at military school?!?!)

Dammit Darrell Waltrip

One time he captured Fred Vasseur picking flowers for Kevin Magnussen's daughter and now I can never deeply hate Ferrari, it's life-altering.

This changed me

the kid looks fucking terrified, knows the university will probably punitively hold the diploma they've worked three or four years to get, and also knows people have been disappeared recently by fascists for doing way, way less. still says it! just an incredibly fucking brave person

This was ALL OVER the radio in Florida. Every metro still had a rock station. But I couldn't have remembered the video unprompted.

Partied on a Brooklyn convent roof once and suddenly a guy threw one of the nuns' chairs over the parapet. It shattered on the sidewalk. Entire party stopped, he shrugged and said, "I'm from East Tennessee. We don't have fun without breaking shit." And everyone was like "Oh, right," and resumed.

What It's Really Like To Work As A Virtual Assistant “People think of the secretaries, that it’s all filing, but it’s so much more than that," the Not Your Average Girl Friday founder told HuffPost.

If you don't need someone in-person, they have agencies!

Gutting. From the Tallahassee Democrat.

BREAKING: The House will vote on the SAVE Act today. If this bill becomes law, millions of American citizens could be blocked from voting. 1/

The cleanest 20 minutes the world has ever known

Marco Rubio v @marcorubio The Cuban Ambassador to the U.S. avails himself of freedom of speech in America to defend the lack of it in Cuba. In essence he is doing here what no one is allowed to do in #Cuba criticism of government policies. #irony

Marco Rubio v @marcorubio Ironically some of the loudest voices attacking America & our #IndependenceDay are big admirers of foreign governments that jail people who criticize those governments & its leaders 12:30 PM • 7/4/20

Anyone American who now travels to #HongKong for business or pleasure is out of their minds #China can now arrest you for anything you said or did in America that they decide is subversive

Cat's out of the bag: Biden has created an official Soviet style censorship agency inside of @DHS and picked as it's head someone who has called for tech censorship, railed against "first amendment zealots" & "free speech absolutists" and discussed how to "regulate" free speech

a selection of not-very-old rubio tweets

The wealthiest man in the world has fully purchased the federal government of the United States. This is one of the most extraordinary crises in the history of this country and you need to ask whether your elected representatives are acting like it.

[despairs in airboats]

So, so many of the stories that I had nothing to do with but was incredibly proud to see HuffPost publish while I was there were Chris. Unfailing, unflinchingly honest about what's going on, and an incredible quote-getter.