Janie Campbell

Today's would reflect that every gas station has its own gang of street chickens

I've yet to see a flamingo but I have had to fake out a peacock to get to my car

… and I can ruin it more!

Ok but I looked at his face and immediately read PK as “preacher’s kid”

a waterbug

and... Carson Beck

MY BABIES

This is why I have interviewed exactly one (1) German trance DJ.

Was weird finding a paint bucket full of ice cream in the freezer but it also made sense

For a while the only place in my town you could get it was by ordering dessert at Outback Steakhouse, and my mom would go up there with an empty bucket from home and they'd let her scoop a bunch of ice cream into it

“My opponent, a plague spreading, disbeliever in germ theory, has no business being in power”.

We gotta at least talk to them like this if society is going to be sacrificing this many children for them

If I wanted a piece of burnt toast to tell me the moon is all the chemo we need, I'd just go do drugs in the desert and not kill a bunch of people

We still talk about how in 8th grade our friend Ryan farted during a quiet test-taking moment and then silently raised his hand to claim it. It's been 33 years.

You never know who is smuggling 7 Mary 3 in plain sight (it's me).

I'm afraid I'm on the wrong side of this skewering but I can't bring myself to do the work to figure it out right now and that confirms it

Manatee on a mission (w a remora for a necktie) #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #speedytee #necktie #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity

This is in August and I’m not even asking where. I’m just that into it.

Why is That Golf + those artists maybe the greatest thing we could ever do

An act of war weeks in planning but unauthorized by Congress against a country that Trump's own director of intelligence testified under oath was not close to getting a nuclear weapon.

I knew it'd pay off!

One day someone I know will need a pressure washer, and that day will be mine.

Bought a pressure washer even though I have no spigot, no hose, or anything to pressure wash. I just needed it.

Downtown Miami now, biggest protest crowd I've seen since 2020 (not including the solidarity protests for Cuba in 2021)

Horrifying carbon fiber audio aside, when they showed the man's college report card I knew we were in for a good old-fashioned hate down

"Did the dome slide down the ramp?" "A short distance, and then it got stuck."

Watching Discovery's Titan doc and they show a time the titanium dome just popped right off the sub because they only used 4 of 18 bolts to fasten it and I AM CRYING

I gotta stare into space a few moments a day now for maybe the rest of my life

Can’t believe how bad that helmet-haired stiff just ruined me! Furious!

(But also Kelly showing up at military school?!?!)

Dammit Darrell Waltrip