Cholula Bankhead

You are mostly reading the emails that happened AFTER their falling out. I’ve had a falling out with a best friend where we talked shit about each other a lot after it happened. It didn’t mean that we weren’t incredibly good friends before all of that.

Yeah, that guy seriously needs to take a dirt nap.

I don’t go there, but I presume that some of them are written by his handlers, so are less wacky. We (who don’t frequent that cesspit) probably don’t see the more normal posts.

That’s collectivism. They hate that.

He figured that the White House doctors would be rushing to the scene and that the pharmaceutical lock up would be unguarded.

Just emailed.

I did get to leave a message on Adam Schiff’s VM.

Cartoon by @rubenbolling.bsky.social.

I just called Alex Padilla’s office and it went to voicemail without the option to leave a message.

They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale.

Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.

Ah.

A photograph of White House Press Secretary Scary Kari Giggletits looking stern.

From now on, I’m calling her “Scary Kari Giggletits”

Uh, he already HAS parents…

This is magnificent.

Yeesh, I’m mediocre at my Star Trek analysis!

Maybe you can send this to any MAGA people you know. I doubt that it will do any good, but you can always have hope.

That is actually BEYOND how I imagined it. Good lord.

seems like this should be the word of the day for the next three years

Who knew that Grok would source its romantic notions on The Tin Drum?

Yes, because individual citizens can negotiate MUCH better premiums than a group plan consisting of an entire state.

What a fucking disingenuous, dishonest take.

This is exactly it. I don’t watch MSNBC, I don’t need to watch ra-ra that I already agree with. I *do* watch John Oliver, but that is because he presents well-researched stories, instead of well-informed opinion pieces. He has an obvious viewpoint, but gives me actual info.

🚨Take pause to give your local dealer the respect they deserve. ✊🏼 🚫🧊

Wow, no, I have not seen that.

I agree, but given that he has stuffed sandwich on his desk and a “Felony Footlong” sign on his lunchbox, it doesn’t sound like he’s trying to live it down.

DUI hires.

Haha, god damn that’s good…

*legally classified as cake in Ireland.

I mean, it’s not his choice about charges being brought against him. It IS his choice to testify, but I am guessing that his shitty, morally reprehensible job was on the line if he didn’t.

I would say “what’s up with that”, but we all KNOW what’s up with that.

Why would Trump looking like an idiot make you think it was AI generated though? It’s what he does all the time.