Kat Angus

Welp, I just used the word “pluribussy” and I hate both a) myself and b) that I know I’m not the first one to use it

If you get divorced, do you start calling it your "wedding rang"?

I once described the movie The Platform as Tall Snowpiercer, and I still stand by that.

Ford Government Bill Could Spell the End of Rent Control in Ontario Tenant groups are ringing the alarm over changes that could dramatically increase the price of rent and drive people out of their homes. But the proposed legislation, endorsed by the landlord lobby…

The Ford government has proposed a series of changes that will effectively end rent control in Ontario. It's an "apocalypse for tenants," one advocate tells The Grind.

@emmapaling.bsky.social and @rdassaly.bsky.social report.

This is a question I also have. What magic are we hoping to recapture? What glory are we hoping to return to? What success are we hoping to replicate? What wins are we being tempted by? And why not at least try somebody who doesn't seem to inspire hostility everywhere he goes?

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

Happening now: Here’s a view of the “No Kings” protest in Washington, DC

#NOKINGS

New York City, NY

Husband and I saw a video about paleontologists who, after many years of searching and comparing, diagnosed the first known case of bone cancer in a dinosaur, 77 million years after it lived.

Me: That’s really awesome!
Husband: Not for that dinosaur.
Me: Yeah, too bad they didn’t catch it in time.

Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.

Instagram stories are now how I retweet things.

Dear luxury purses, please bring back multiple outside pockets. Also, not everything has to be pebbled leather.

Also, I don’t want a sequel to Ocean’s 8, but I do want a spinoff comprised entirely of Cate Blanchett wearing those velvet suits.

Look, I just don’t think Danny Ocean needed eleven people to pull that heist off. He probably could’ve done it with, like, three or four.

the inverse of this is how much of politics is now just accepting that you have to vote for people who hate you, so your best option is to vote for people who hate other people more than they hate you

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

Am I supposed to be watching The Summer I Turned Pretty and have an opinion about it?

“I’m so glad I’m wig blind,” my husband says as I point out Julianne Moore’s obvious one on Lisey’s Story.

I can let myself go now

I don’t think I would look good with a shaved head but I’d still like to experience shaving my head, does that make any sense?

I like my men like I like my spaghetti: twirled.

When I was younger, I saw a news report that the first stall in a public bathroom is the cleanest, so I started using that one. But how many other people saw that report and did the same thing? Maybe we did change the world, in that now the first stall is fucking disgusting.

I don’t think that was me because I’m delighted to learn it!

Whenever someone types “mf” instead of “motherfucker” my brain automatically interprets it as “muhfuh”

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Uh oh, I adjusted the text on my phone to look bigger, so that’s the life stage I’ve just reached.

I should be able to DoorDash some devilled eggs

[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore

Well, my team may not have won bar trivia tonight, but I did get to tell the host that one of his questions had TWO errors in it, so I think I’m the real winner.