Andrew Ivimey

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

*Playing Resident Evil 9*
Okay, an Eldrich horror is chasing me, absolute nightmare, just gonna hit that sprint button to get zooming.
Character:

Always keep your cardio up so you don't end up the character in a video game who's "sprint" is barely faster than their walk.

What Are Conservatives Saying Behind Poilievre's Back? Even worse, what is Pierre Poilievre saying to himself? Ian, @ivimey.bsky.social, @nileseguin.bsky.social, and @mmmegan.bsky.social bust out some pretty bang-on impressions.

Apparently Metacritic fucking rules. 🤘

Anytime I've ever installed the newer version of something it was just to make the popup go away.

YouTube video by The Beaverton Kash Patel Looks Like A Lot Of Things - The Beaverton #kashpatel #fbi #trump

FBI Director Kash Patel used the Bureau jet to fly to Milan to party with the Olympic Men’s Hockey Team, for some reason. Ian, @mmmegan.bsky.social, @nileseguin.bsky.social, and Andrew @ivimey.bsky.social can’t help but be reminded of...

New podcast!
-We're joined by special guest @ivimey.bsky.social (@fromsuperheroes.com) to discuss:
-Carney's latest floor-crosser
-the NDP debate that apparently just happened
-Trump's gross call to the US men's hockey team
-violence in Mexico. And Iran. And... Ukraine
+More

A lil' piece written by me. 🙃

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

I feel like "bomb disposal" was the first job we had robots replace a human employee and we probably should have just stopped there. We really peaked at the first one.

I'm still gonna keep saluting him!

Do you think they'll ever promote Capt'n Crunch or has his navy career peaked?

Rhinox from Transformers Beast Wars. He's an absolute unit and chill as hell.

I feel like of all the Transformers, Rhinox is an ally.
In this essay I will...

The character of Selina Meyer in VEEP flashing a strained smile with the subtitle "(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?"

Reading any video game news ever

There's a weird cycle that happens every 7 years or so where people pretend to like karaoke.
Just a weird mass hysteria that lasts for a year until everybody admits "I actually hate this" and goes into karaoke hibernation for another 7 years.

Me leaving the thrift store

Boomers love talking about how hard they used to work back in their day but they didn't work harder. They just worked hungover. Which makes works feel way harder.

Cover to BLACK PANTHER INTERGALACTIC by Luciano Vecchio, featuring a from-the-back view of the Black Panther on skis in the SIMPSONS' "Stupid Sexy Flanders" pose, shapely bottom prominently displayed.

"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

"Double finger my stones behind the hog line" is a real sentence that curling has introduced me to and I'm taking that straight to the bedroom.

The British and food is a textbook case of
"you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"

... But if the horse somehow also colonized the water source.

Hamnet (2025)
*woman who's only seen one play*
Getting a lot of 'my son' vibes from this...

Send Help continues a tried and true tradition for cute boys to play creeps. New episode of Talk From Superheroes out now wherever you get your podcasts.
www.talkfromsuperheroes.com

Two sandwiches, one cut diagonally one cut length wise. It's not that complicated.

All sandwiches should be cut diagonally, EXECEPT breakfast sandwiches which should always be cut straight. This is my strongest held belief that I cannot explain.
An egg completely changes the geometry.

The crowd at the NBA All-Star game is currently chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A!" in a game that is USA vs USA. Which is just so funny to me. #NBAsky

If I could run at full speed, then backflip into the air and transform like a transformer, I feel like that would fix me.
It's looks euphoric when they do it.

Me turning on the NBA 'Celebrity' All-Star game thinking I'll probably know these people.

"this tictok star and country music icon is a legend. It's Skliiip 6-7 Edwards"

Poster with an image of Andrew and info for the show. Andrew Ivimey Comedy Show. April 22 7PM Moncton, NB. Xeroz Arcade Bar. As seen on CTV, JFL, CBC, From Superheroes. 234 St George St Moncton, NB

MONCTON NEW BRUNSWICK!
I'm performing there on April 22nd at Xeroz. Get your tickets now. Early bird tickets purchased in February get 20% off automatically.
🎟️🔗:
ivimeymoncton.eventbrite.ca

It's my favourite book. I love it so much and am jealous you get to experience it for the first time. Enjoy!