Matt Markwood

A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

TGIWFWTD (Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil), everyone

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

conclave in cheese grater hat

live look at Chicago Pope Cam

Friggin bonies!

Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Digital illustration. In the background we see Sesame Street’s Big Bird with a kiffiyeh scarf around his neck running to the left of frame holding a pole from which waves a black flag with a white antifascist symbol on it. In the foreground is a furry blue muppet with a bulbous pink nose who is otherwise unidentifiable because he has a black bandana around his mouth (it’s Grover) who is preparing to throw a Molotov cocktail. In the flames flowing from the rag in the neck of the bottle can be read the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"

the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight

Obligatory

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Depends if it's being played by The Marching Virginians or The Highty-Tighties

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

I wish private equity could buy climate change so it would stop
working

nathan fielder was right

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

if there was an actual, real liberal joe rogan, it's almost guaranteed that everyone who currently runs the dem party would fucking hate him.

THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE

you're gonna wanna see this

JEEEOOORREEAARRS

Jors (2001)

A slick geeambleorrr named Rorrrsell Dorrrnovan (Coach Z) is duped into taking care of three orrpheorns who eventually strike geeeorrrld.

The Ormple Dormpling Georng (1975)

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Universal Studios: For when your quasi-stepdad fails to save your girlfriend’s life and you need to get away from it all.