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call that pussy george w because that bush is a war criminal

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I just hope he’s not hot I don’t think I can go through that again

You’ve seen me in person and you still think this?!

I refer to my spouse as my partner because it’s nicer than referring to him as my mortal enemy

Loooove sushi…if it’s veggie rolls! 🌱

Why won’t my vita coco give me that last drop of coconut water? What is it clinging on to? What dark secrets does it hold?

As soon as I can talk about it, I will!

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Wow indeed 😭😭😭😭

Very interesting!!

Filling out my W9 for my first ever paid writing job FOR A MOVIE that touches every single inch of my heart and I’m just gonna do a little cry if that’s ok with the group

Too niche for this crowd, that’s ok, I’m ok, I’m totally not sad that none of you know death becomes her or anything

All I want is to be someone’s “Madeline Ashton test” is that so much to ask?

Watching the hunting wives as someone who was raised by a gay man like “forget about the murder, put whoever styled Margot’s wig in prison!”

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead

I’ve been looking at LA real estate and my official findings are that most homes over $3M are hideously gaudy crimes against humanity and the rich must be stopped

No lies detected

Ah, a good old fashioned smothering. I like it.

The most shocking thing about the WSJ Trump/Epstein article is that Trump does in fact know how to read/write

Is incessant snoring a valid reason to have my husband put down? Humanely, of course.

“You aren’t IN traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Not me pal I’m just alone in my car being victimized by my surroundings

I love summer. Who doesn’t enjoy receiving anywhere from 10 to 300,000 mosquito bites every time they exit their home? Really great stuff.

Hahaha

“The problem is no one wants to work these days” maybe you should reflect on why you DO want to work, you sick little freak

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I hope whoever Jason Mraz was singing about is having a very happy birthday

Indeed 😭

…does this look positive to you?