Why wonβt my vita coco give me that last drop of coconut water? What is it clinging on to? What dark secrets does it hold?
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Why wonβt my vita coco give me that last drop of coconut water? What is it clinging on to? What dark secrets does it hold?
17.08.2025 15:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As soon as I can talk about it, I will!
17.08.2025 01:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ήππ©·π©·π©·
17.08.2025 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow indeed ππππ
17.08.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very interesting!!
17.08.2025 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Filling out my W9 for my first ever paid writing job FOR A MOVIE that touches every single inch of my heart and Iβm just gonna do a little cry if thatβs ok with the group
17.08.2025 01:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Too niche for this crowd, thatβs ok, Iβm ok, Iβm totally not sad that none of you know death becomes her or anything
15.08.2025 23:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All I want is to be someoneβs βMadeline Ashton testβ is that so much to ask?
15.08.2025 00:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching the hunting wives as someone who was raised by a gay man like βforget about the murder, put whoever styled Margotβs wig in prison!β
13.08.2025 18:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead
12.08.2025 15:22 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead
12.08.2025 15:00 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve been looking at LA real estate and my official findings are that most homes over $3M are hideously gaudy crimes against humanity and the rich must be stopped
26.07.2025 13:11 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No lies detected
21.07.2025 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, a good old fashioned smothering. I like it.
19.07.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The most shocking thing about the WSJ Trump/Epstein article is that Trump does in fact know how to read/write
18.07.2025 16:30 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Is incessant snoring a valid reason to have my husband put down? Humanely, of course.
18.07.2025 13:55 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0βYou arenβt IN traffic, you ARE the traffic.β Not me pal Iβm just alone in my car being victimized by my surroundings
16.07.2025 23:55 β π 274 π 26 π¬ 6 π 1I love summer. Who doesnβt enjoy receiving anywhere from 10 to 300,000 mosquito bites every time they exit their home? Really great stuff.
15.07.2025 17:19 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hahaha
10.07.2025 14:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThe problem is no one wants to work these daysβ maybe you should reflect on why you DO want to work, you sick little freak
10.07.2025 14:51 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ήπ©·π©·π©·
05.07.2025 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope whoever Jason Mraz was singing about is having a very happy birthday
04.07.2025 18:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Indeed π
03.07.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0β¦does this look positive to you?
03.07.2025 18:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Gayed too hard at Pride, putting myself in hetero time out
30.06.2025 15:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HAPPY PRIDE NEW YORK!!!!
29.06.2025 02:13 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely beside myself. I am SO PROUD OF MY CITY
25.06.2025 17:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Love him so π
21.06.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Carrying my dadβs urn around all day like βcβmon dude, time to spend some quality time togetherβ
15.06.2025 19:01 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Everything is terrible except for my dog photobombing my spicy pic session
15.06.2025 00:15 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0