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✨Baller Review… Strengths: tentacular and skeletal, a giant, whip-fast, crab-scrambling nightmare vision of teeth and bone

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it’s not the mulling hour

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The ice can also make the restroom feel cleaner and cooler, creating a more pleasant user experience.

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Sandy B jumpin that bus

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another one of the best movies

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I wonder when was the last time they sold bamboo drapes

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“Cans, cans. There was no baby, it was full of cans.”

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a couple of the best movies

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one of the best things that can happen in a movie is one of the bad guys getting squashed by a shipping container

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they are taking cover behind his huge pants

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The Man with the Glass Metatarsal

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soccer: It’s something to do.

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ZZ Top, in the “Eliminator” era. Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons are each sporting footlong beards. Frank Beard, between them and holding tiny maracas, is beardless, but has a nice little moustache. All three men are wearing black sunglasses 🕶️🕶️🕶️

ZZ Top, in the “Eliminator” era. Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons are each sporting footlong beards. Frank Beard, between them and holding tiny maracas, is beardless, but has a nice little moustache. All three men are wearing black sunglasses 🕶️🕶️🕶️

and another guy with just a nice lil moustache

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two guys with one foot long facial hair

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I do not want to make demi-glace

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rejection of roux

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The Oils

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life is all about oils

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iso 6-8 hardcore killers

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assless, weak.

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no ass, no power

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I can’t wait to quit my job for the third time

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going from Full Meatball to pregnant

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he had the power of his ass to hold people off

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mmmmm rhombus aahhh

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you’re telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?

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These are the 4 types of guy online. No exceptions.

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gums usually come in five shapes:
kidney, crown, rhombus, circle and oblong

19.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sour jubes + wine gums

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indexicality

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