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Yeah okay well maybe buying vinyl is the only thing that still consistently brings me happiness. Did you think of that? Huh? Huh?

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.

Got a good one at this weekend's rugby tournament.

Highlights from last weekend's sevens tournament.

There is no better feeling in all of sports than stealing a lineout.

All my clients are going to lose their healthcare 🙃

A teen girl wearing a Vote for Pedro t shirt looks at her flip phone while holding a placard that reads "USA=FAG NATION" and standing on a trampled American flag

Happy 4th

Me: Did you go to that appointment?
Client with anxiety and TBI: Uhhhhh
Me: Okay, you didn't go. No problem, we can-
Clt: I went, but
Me: You can be honest
Clt: I went but they said they were booked solid for months
Me: You can be honest with me
Clt: I didn't go
Me: Thank you

God damn it, Abby.

GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause

This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y

The trick on Bluesky is

- DO NOT argue with sockpuppets, burners, bots, or otherwise ill-intentioned accounts with 5 followers, nothing good can come from it

- DO argue with actual people with 5 followers because you have something emotionally that makes you do it, this is poster’s code

Sounds like a place to avoid!

What's it like?

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When Sonic is about to land on a spike

Just when you thought today couldn't get better...

Just FYI, I'm today's date (6'3")

sorry im liek this i jsut spent most of my socially formative years in frotn of a computer

By the way.

The Canes should come back from 0-3 to make the series 3-3 and then lose in the final because that's the funniest possible outcome

I'm gonna start going around telling people that astrology is a closed practice.

Six weeks ago I scored a try in 10s to cap off a blowout victory.

No, this does not happen often. Or ever.
No, I'm still not sure how this happened.
Yes, that is actually the fastest I can run.
Yes, I am aware my body is somewhere between Jar Jar Binks and a baby giraffe.

Nothing will make you hate punks more than r/punk

ask.com still exists???

Sometimes I'll write up an incident report and then just sit back and marvel at my work.

"Okay, Ms... Lyra? What's your gimmick?"
"I'm a bird."

Day 2 follow-up: I walked out.