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being asexual is like being able to look in direct light without blinking. with a loupe.

nsfw incoming

just saw art of Isabelle from Animal Crossing boinking a pumpkin with her penis and I actually genuinely got lost in it. the passion. the viscera. I don't have what she has, but I'm feeling her feelings. like damn yeah she really needs that. wound up like a spring. good god.

it's kinda dawning on me how beautiful the tagalog word for heart is. puso. very palpable word. saying it sounds like a heartbeat itself. ay nako. yung puso ako.

"I was born in 2000 and my first album was 1." is a fact about me that sounds like a joke

empire_strikes_back.mp4

"Need a gun, because this is America" is a true statement but not for the reasons gun people think

he needs rat bites to live.

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

hell. do an allegorical storyline about how WA AND NY law enforcement are trained by the IDF. make Supes crack down on national security industries/police surveillance/the prison industrial complex

bring this stuff back

never liked Metropolis neighboring Gotham on the east coast bc then Batman has little to no excuse to exist. they can still be sister cities in cultural exchange and trade. Lex would absolutely fund Gotham's crime rings and corruption

I'm surprised Superman/Metropolis have never been reimagined as taking place near Seattle. Lexcorp would fit right in with Amazon, Microsoft, and Starbucks headquarters. the Fortress of Solitude could be in or around Alaskan glaciers.

ofc the US has been doing this to black, latino, lgbt, poor, and disabled mothers the entire time, but it's only now middle-class white populations are getting the picture too. it's like killing Marge Gunderson. this isn't "political controversy" anymore. no sides. this country is fucking terrible.

the whole state of Minnesota is finally coming together to tell the government "we don't care anymore. you shot a mom."

if we got a Wonder Woman cartoon based off Cliff Chiang's art style I'd die complete

Marvel and DC should have a Y2K revival phase and release comic continuations of all these shows

I think I'm lofty more than I am smart. I spent an hour thinking of post capitalist media production when I was supposed to go out to get meds and see a protest

but I forgot to eat so now I'm staying in bed instead of doing all that

such a specific trope but I fall for it every time

when the crime drama has a criminal gang, but also there's some unsuspecting guy who is secretly a psycopathic murderer: 👀UH OHH I SURE HOPE ONE OF THE CAREER CRIMINALS DOESN'T STUMBLE INTO THE UNSUSPECTING PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERER

new activist trend where leftist podcasters with large fanbases occupy corporate buildings for AIPAC contributors and host a makeshift stand up comedy stage

guy who watches Bart apologize to Lisa on Christmas as aftercare for watching Better Call Saul

2000-10s Marvel cartoons too. I like to think these are all the same universe.

this is more or less my main idea of what "comic art" means. psuedorealistic character designs tooned up just enough to have more diverse body proportions and distinct silhouettes. w black outlines and sharp edges.

Y2K DC superhero cartoons are peak stylish to me. I generally don't pick up comics that don't have this kind of art direction. huge palpable muscles/bodies were never my thing.

Stranger Things sucked after season 2 why are people only now seeing all the problems I saw at 17

my children...

but then she just says in a soft, singsongy way smth like: "aw... thanks fer keepin' me warm and mushy with yer spilly spilly gushies. open up an' shushies." and it was so maternal and sweet that the chills I got woke me up.

thanks subconscious I needed that

boss was wearing a pretty dress and the baby kid had grown. I got so emotional at the sight that I fell to my knees n cried. just bawling. she kneels down to hug me and I hug her back

but my hands are so wet and slimy from handwiping my tears that they land n spread on her open back so I felt worse

dreamt I was awoken in my bedroom and it was abruptly just having a house party. people were mingling and stuff. it was bright like a ballroom and I felt so awkward and confused but tried to play it casual. Justin McElroy was there using my TV. suddenly ran into my old boss and her baby kid.

Naruto and Homestuck both hit me at a young age where now I'm sentimental for the earlier story and design philosophy but think the authors are wildly reprehensible. luckily they've sucked at making anything as popular so far so they're not J.K. Rowling enough for me to say that

csn i have some