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microphone, pop filter, and interface Never Used Podcast Equipment

did it in four words hemmingway

A man drinking at a bar puts on his fedora and says "welp, gotta get back to the ol' Ball and Chain. The man opens the doort to his apartment and there is a literal ball and chain situated near the doorway. The man enters the darkened room, illuminated only by the light of the hallway. A pause. The ball and chain says "you've been drinking again, haven't you?"

😂 many such dads in the 80s/90s I imagine

Lmao I was talking from your support perspective. You know boy knows ABA, SWIFT, BIC all them codes!

my dad was never into car culture or anything but for some reason i remember there being a sticker of this character on his bench press in our garage when i was a child.

sliding into ANZ's DMs to ask for your routing number

i've been reliably informed by sidebar ads that they are in your area

Pacioli was cooking with this one

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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls

Screenshot of tweet with image of a man standing at a fast food counter. A bottle of ranch dressing is visible in his back pocket. Post text: “you know I keep that mf thang on me”

Tony Soprano: This says “with pulp” Carmella: You like it with pulp

When people point out it’s sebulba not sapulpa

this is where I service my podracer

Four men in parkas forcing a furious polar bear into a cage.

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.

But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

I agree it is both (kinda implicit to the term as it’s an inversion of the Chinese century of humiliation and relative prosperity and decline)

i thought we were going with american century of humiliation

Looks like an inventory icon for something scavenged from ruins in an rpg

lmao this is right up there with his “Today I feel gay. Today I feel a migrant worker.” speech about Qatar World Cup in all-time Gianni Infantino comically farcical moments

I will act as your second, your #2 if you will

Related note, recently watched Lady Snowblood for the first time and hadn’t realized it was a major inspiration for Kill Bill (became instantly obvious on viewing lol)

the nbc graphic was on some hater shit too. It was like:
Florian Wirtz
1st Goal Involvement
(joined for $135 million)

fantastic individual effort there

Denzel as John Creasy in Man on Fire: You think God will forgive us for what we've done? Walken's character: No.

you're talkin to the guy whose only frame of reference for the Angolan Civil War was that Denzel's character in Man on Fire hinted that he and Christopher Walken's character did war crimes there

for sure, Cambodia season was a bit like that too. Anytime there are multiple factions at play, I really gotta lock in or I'm like "wait, which guys are these again?"

from crim to (war)crime

Christmas 1993 I got a Sega Genesis with 2 starter games: Sonic the Hedgehog and Ecco the Dolphin. I cannot tell you how many hours I put into that game. Really need to revisit the game with my adult brain so I can fully appreciate the lore (and actually beat it which I don't believe I ever did)