Ben Worcester

He’s also a shrimp

Smiling man appearance imminent

I just discovered Jackie Chan vs. inventor of kickboxing Benny 'The Jet' Urquidez in “Wheels on Meals”and realizing I have a lot of Chan gaps… good problem to have

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Sir this is a los hermanos

Sir this is a taco bell

I haven't seen Superman yet, but I want to and will. And will likely enjoy it (the kid in me pining for old school Supes will likely force myself to).

But I don't even need to read this piece yet to know that I agree with it... headline says it all.

Can someone explain to me why Taco Bell does not have a bell inside that rings randomly to award someone a free burrito? Like... shouldn't that have been built in from the get go?

It’s all falling into place…

Masterpiece

It’s always bothered me why journalists or pundits continue to use the word “fired” when talking about Trump removing people from their positions. Use it after a genuine fireable offense, otherwise let’s cool it, ok? FFS this isn’t The Apprentice… bust out that thesaurus!

Red dead 3 but it’s all Jack in Paris getting drunk with Joyce and Hemingway and writing his “silly stories”.

Dude what the fuck is this

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

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Shell Shock: the unlikely glory of Steve Barron’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at 35 • Journal • A Letterboxd Magazine As Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles turns 35 and prepares for a theatrical re-release, director Steve Barron tells Isaac Feldberg about the challenging production and breathtaking triumph of the 1990 bloc...

Yes.

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Mark Wayne is a brain dead shrimp always on his tippy toes trying to seem bigger. And it seems obvious… but if someone categorically lies and refuses to acknowledge simple facts, you call them out and never book them again!

Think Matty must have read this

alas… who orders a hit on themselves

Dr. (le) No

I always thought a California Raisins funeral was when you left a corpse out to dry in the sun

It's hard cause Tulsi always looks beautifully pained in an old movie star sort of way... but fuck that moron.

lol

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Dork Holliday

We have certain things in common…

explains that weird “do u know where I can find yellow TNT in England” text you sent me