Ben Worcester

After the whole big sweaty buildup, showing his whole ass w the “solution”… start paying 20 bucks a month for AI!

What a dumb country

Hey! That looks like Sgt. 'Fatso' Judson

Ask him if he shit his pants in the Oval Office the other day

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd . Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Crazy that Bari wanted an actual trombone on set, but hey... ratings are ratings!

Walter Cronkite: "And that's the way it is"

Edward R. Murrow: "Good night, and good luck"

Charles Osgood: "See you on the radio"

Tony Dokoupil: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQee...

Don't forget the new CBS Sunday morning team!

Brandi B. Branding, Lt. Gen. T. A. Buckfutter, Richie Incognito, Max Ass, Upgrayedd, Zak McBeef, Mo Rocca

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.

great minds...

Sauced Highway

Mulholland Chive

Twin Peaks: Fire Wok With Me

Wild at Heartburn

Eraserbread

Blue Sandwich

The Plate Story

Prune

The Elephant Burger

Inland Air Fryer

The films of David Lunch:

Lies from our piece of shit president

Fuck you, you old sack of shit

@nytimes.com who is writing this shit

I'm telling you Jamelle, I've read the reports... there was blood INSIDE his body.

It's straight-up fascist playbook to create chaos and violence, blame your enemies for it, and claim the chaos and violence will stop only if you have absolute power.
Stand against Trump's criminal regime. Stand with Minneapolis.

Thats called going Full Fudd

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