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The best dual weapon system is smallsword and cape because it is the most dainty

10.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phone and keys is it for me like. Unless I'm at work then it's also ID, pen, notebook. People carrying 43 screwdrivers and a flare I assume are living very different lives to me just.

05.08.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey look that thing everyone said would happen happened.

They always just say 'obscene' and 'terrorism' then ban everything they feel like.

01.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I'm going to contact these poasters now for a Big Score I'm putting together that's suffering a dearth of hammer folk. If they hadn't posted here they never would have got the chance.

28.07.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spending far more time that it would take to win waiting for an enemy to attack to press the perfect parry explosion button is always worth it

24.07.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just been informed I can't delete an apple account because I am on an android phone. Could sign up on it though.

18.07.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're topologically equivalent so it's ok, so long as you reorient the bun

16.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'uh we have an elderly patient they're just not quite right lots of vague symptoms we just can't figure out what's going on'
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'no they haven't pooed since admission why '

Another life saved by LAXIDOMAN, HERO OF CARE OF THE ELDERLY

12.07.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once they stopped the .compact mobile version I pretty much immediately stopped using it on my phone

08.07.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interestingly it was used for literally the opposite in an earlier German story to say the water of baptism hadn't washed away someone's blood relation.

29.06.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that covenant/womb thing was made up in the last few years, and the blood meaning family relations is like 1000 years old.

29.06.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Formats:
ZU / AG / Uber / OU / Monotype / Godly Gift / National Dex / National Dex Monotype

Formats: ZU / AG / Uber / OU / Monotype / Godly Gift / National Dex / National Dex Monotype

The coolest mons run in every tier

18.06.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the characters in Brothers Karamazov complains how every doctor is so specialised you go to Paris about your nose and he sends you to Vienna to the Left Nostril Specialist. So at least the complaints have been the same for 150 years

05.06.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Countess Markievicz apparently doesn't count because she's too cool

30.05.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

British steel revenue is like 1.5b, but games workshop is like 0.5b, so for every 3 steel plants we should really be building nationalised little guys factories.

29.05.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Ok so I'll just sign in as me put in my email there in the box ok here we go can't go wrong

Teams: yay fun time to spin the account wheel to see whose account you'll be in this time weeeeee

27.05.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of stuff just happening I dunno

15.05.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just check the platelets. If they're up, oh lots of platelets they'll be activating and falsely elevating the potassium, and if they're down wow they must have all activated really quick and falsely elevated the potassium, if they're normal wow they're up or down from yesterday

14.05.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Odo/Quark made so much more sense

12.05.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most cases of hypohaemoglobinaemia are really just hyperhaemeamia.

11.05.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.05.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

Even during Bidens time there was still plans from Israel to build beachfront residences and resorts in Gaza post-genocide, the only difference is that Trump is getting a kickback casino whereas Biden was in it for the love of the game

08.05.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Football shirts peaked in 1997 with the united one with the big collar. Unrelated fact this was the first one I owned when I was 6

29.04.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Labour being like 'everyone who thinks trans people are people should apologise to us now for being wrong' is so emblematic of them having no beliefs. The court declaring a thing doesn't make that thing true, but labour are acting like UKSC has done some groundbreaking research instead of just not

26.04.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pericardial rub redemption arc

16.04.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baccarat is better because they have that big card paddle and the shoe.

10.04.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the money numbers are red but I haven't lost 10% of my swords. swords still holding strong as greatest investment.

09.04.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oriented x1 (bed faces east )

30.03.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting into nucmed and finding out they do the GFRs in a secret nucmed radiation lab so we don't have to rely on that estimated shite .

26.03.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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