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Robert Morgan Fisher

@wordcommando.bsky.social

Robert Morgan Fisher won the 2021 Montana Humor Prize and the 2018 Chester Himes Fiction Prize. His fiction and essays have appeared in numerous anthologies and literary journals. He is also an Americana musician who specializes in story songs.

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Imagine being so jacked up on Adderall that your master plan of getting people to forget about Epstein is to write a post mentioning Epstein 15 times.

16.07.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Republican Kidnappers
YouTube video by Progress Action Fund Republican Kidnappers

Not hyperbole and not an overreaction.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7SO...

19.06.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Riot" update from LA! #FuckOffFascist

11.06.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hassett: Trump will have 'a wonderful conversation' this week with Xi On "This Week," White House National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett said the administration expects President Trump and President Xi to talk tariffs this week.

Kevin Hassett (rhymes with AssHat) said Sunday on ABC that "more Americans die from fentanyl than have ever died in all American wars combined" and George Stephanopoulos did not call him on that blatant LIE (Wars: 1.7 million, Fentanyl 108,000β€”not even fucking close). abcnews.go.com/Politics/has...

02.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obscene is the only word that comes to mind.

04.05.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNAP!

16.04.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's, your, right, but, I, tend, to, think, we, need, less, commas.

08.04.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't tell if this is anti or pro Oxford Comma, but it's really well done. BTW, I'm anti. Oxford Commas are akin to suspension-ruining profligate speed bumps. They needlessly impede smooth reading. The word "and" should never have a comma before it IMHO.

07.04.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump got his start early on in Russian organized crime. It’s called money laundering. He squandered his inheritance and οΏΌ Russia bailed him out with the understanding that he would follow orders.

Just last week, he let it slip that he had been β€œactivated.” Wake the fuck up America. οΏΌ

04.04.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ATTENTION WRITERS: I teach a very fun online class that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. Includes a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience. Starts April 1 reserve now right here!https://continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%20CRW%201915_514768143/

19.03.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TAKE MY COURSE, PLEASE: I teach a very fun online class via Antioch University that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. It's all online, including a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience! continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%2...

13.03.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear DΜΆoΜΆuΜΆcΜΆhΜΆeΜΆ DOGE,

Here are the five things I did last week:

1) Squilched the Framhoozle.
2) Exfoliated.
3) οΏΌGot up offa dat ting.
4) Raged Against da Machine.
5) Yo mama.

For the Greater Good,
USA Citizen @Wordcommando

02.03.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stand up and be countedβ€”be prepared to take to the streets and get your hands dirty. We are about to make good trouble.

02.03.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are about to lose our democracy and our country – this is no time to wimp out. The head-spinning swiftness with which the fascists are gutting all our institutions is part of a long-planned strategy.

02.03.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I have conversations with intelligent, progressive friends who are in a complete state of denial or they just have fatigue.

02.03.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to know what’s really going on in the world you have to search out these uncontaminated sources of truth and support them. MSNBC still has some good people like Maddow, but I don’t know for how much longer.

02.03.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adam Mockler, the Meidas report, Secular, Bulwark, etc. we have been conditioned to be wary (for understandable reasons) of outlets like these because of what happened with QAnon and conspiracy theorists.

02.03.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has created a vacuum because the only real reporting is shifting to independent channels on YouTube.

02.03.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legacy media has been gutted by fear-driven appeasement of Dear Leader.

02.03.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Legacy TV media is dead & the only sources of truth now are independent reporters on YouTubeβ€”we all must search them out and support them and tune in every day.

02.03.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

You think Hegseth's an unhinged predator? RFK Jr. says hold my beer and get me a blender.

28.01.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: β€œWe grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

28.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 63103    πŸ” 17968    πŸ’¬ 2693    πŸ“Œ 1627
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Kansas faces one of the largest tuberculosis outbreaks in US history Kansas is currently facing one the largest tuberculosis outbreaks in U.S. history with 67 confirmed active cases and 79 confirmed latent cases.

RFK Jr's favorite state? Offhand I'd say Kansasβ€”but for now let's just say TB determined. abcnews.go.com/Health/kansa...

28.01.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for sending so many cool people my way, Scotti 😘

26.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember me raving about this late last year? Well, my writer pal Bob Van Laerhoven's "Scars Of The Heart" is the winner of the Literary Global Book Awards 2024 in the Short Story Collection category. GET IT.

23.01.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw Bill Clinton has been discharged from the hospital – it’s been almost 30 years since we had a news story about a Clinton discharge.

24.12.2024 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have never heard David Hogg say one thing I disagree with. Please watch. RoIYKnXWb_c

18.12.2024 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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