raven <3

This is all Vampire Weekend’s fault

Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years

Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
theonion.com/study-n...

me trying to get invited to my grandpa's boathouse but then remembering i need to get pant recommendations from a younger cousin

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

saw someone making fun of jimmy carter on instagram notes had to hit that mute button!! i don't wanna listen to u if u don't treat MY president with respect!!

Harrod's Shorts

Always forget that The Grinch is set in a universe where Jesus Christ, the blood of the lamb, died for his sins and gave him salvation through atonement.

just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess

baby i was born this way (unable to wrap presents any good)

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

panel 1 guard in the background: A prisoner is running away! panel 2 a second guard chimes in: He won't get far, I put scissors in his pocket panel 3 prisoner is seen running away panel 4 lightning strikes the prisoner panel 5 the prisoner explodes panel 6 second guard: Yeah, scissors can't do that... no idea what just went down

important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real

Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night

Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night
theonion.com/democrats-pa...

Welcome to your 40s, where drinking caffeine past 8 pm is considered partying.

I got a starter guitar for my birthday and now I can serenade my wife with the E chord four times followed by the A chord four times then repeat

i have seen this image on this app more than i've seen my own family and i have not been on this app very long

Männer sind einfach zu emotional für die Politik.