aeternamente

a fortune from a fortune cookie that reads "This February, take a break and enjoy the beauty of life."

somebody remind me of this in February...

graffiti on a wall that reads "though" in black marker

I have questions

YouTube video by Oliver Richman The Ballad of Phil and Phyllis - Oliver Richman, Joy Woods, Grant Steller (Official Video)

Nothing's supposed to live forever, Phyllis.....
youtu.be/7MHKV3tEL4U?...

(cont'd) that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

Alt text: tweet by NickFrank40 that reads:

My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained since magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2

I aspire to this level of curmudgeonliness.

This is Millie. She is the voice of a generation. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: anglefishhh)

a print I bought from @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social (for which I will some day buy a frame)

sometimes I'm reminded that most people don't have pathological demand avoidance and aren't constantly procrastinating on trivial tasks that shouldn't even be that difficult

The tired old "Anakin and Padme" meme: Anakin: I did it! I went back in time and saved us from RFK!" Padme: RFK *junior*, right?...

Literally the second meme I've made in my life.

This is Penny. She has perfected the rare vertical loaf, an achievement requiring great skill and experience. 14/10 very impressive #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: newtricksolddog_)

[Alphonse Sax has entered the chat]

Battle Hymn of the Republic and Sandwich Guy

incredible work. become uncarryable.

Guess I'll just sit here forever just not knowing and also not being able to turn off my brain.

I'm so tired of not knowing. I can't stop myself from trying to make sense of the incomplete information I have, but it just continues to be the case that there are some things I just can't know unless someone tells me. And I can't ask because it's not really my place.

How can it possibly matter if your dog has autism?

physical media>than streaming

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Old wooden door in wall portal

Lime kiln portal

Cave portal

Estuary portal to the Land Of Leaping Dogs

THREAD. A selection of interdimensional portals I have chanced upon during walks in the British countryside.

so am I supposed to be able to see them or not

hey I've got a sticker like that on my ipad ;)

Since this all began, I've started carrying a first aid kit because I've seen people get that roughed up. I'm always terrified my phone is going to die while I'm out. The streets get more and more eerily empty every day. I carry a paper list of emergency phone numbers.

It wasn't like that before.

I'm a fruit bat. cannot function without fruit

Sticker reading REPUBLiCANS DON'T RUN FOR OFFICE iN ORDER TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE

Signs on a light post base reading a masked police force is not American, it’s authoritarian with a photo of someone in a black mask; this is the government the founders warned us about

signs of the times

How many otters can fit on that plane? Is it more or less than a hundred?

*some not since