Chris Campbell

I don’t understand why BBC news refers to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor by his first name. Sounds too chummy. Just the surname would do.

Toss like nobody’s watching.

Mark isn’t entirely sure that the racist is a racist (he needs to test the bad words out with Jez to make sure) and he generally finds it challenging to find a tribe to belong, which is surely still a very modern way that unacceptable views become acceptable.

Post a banger, not in English

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Careful - if you say anything critical about Stuntologists, Tom Cruise sends in the lawyers.

Good to see old Nile getting some work. You may not know this, but he used to work with Bowie.

The new Viz landed on the mat this morning, and it appears @itsjoels.bsky.social has done it again.

@bobmort.bsky.social Is this a mate of yours?

Happiness Is A Warm Pie At Half-Time #beatlesfootball

When can I, can I play conkers?

Darkman III: Die, Darkman, Die. A title that expresses an audience’s frustration with a franchise that won’t go away.

Garlic? Snack?!

Stargazer by The Zephyrs.

The Cured Ham #xmasbands

Jingle Belle and Sebastian #xmasbands

He’s got a great sense of hommos.

The parents had a Fanny sense of humour.

One for Up The Arse Corner @vizcomic.bsky.social

The first guy was the ringleader. The other one was just giving him a helping hand. @actualnames.bsky.social

I’m wondering what Mr and Mrs Guy saw when they looked at their baby son.

James Cleverly has a lot more time on his hands these days. Because he has two watches. #bbcqt

Harpo Marx done up as Roy Orbison not your type?

Nice to see you, to see you in the very near future.

I reckon Surname can go all the way. But Surname is a strong contender too. #wimbledon

I think she said in her one-woman show that she made no money from the music, and that’s what made her go off to America. She did a song called Terry that I like very much.

Not a song, more of an extended vocal warm-up exercise. #eurovision #unitedkingdom

It’s what she would’ve wanted (presumably).

“I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her
And kept her apart from the things that she loved”

Different times, but they would be Getting Better.

It’s good knife from him…

The porcelain Nazi in Top Secret! is one of my favourite visual gags. The other is Kenny Everett as Rod Stewart and his gradually inflating arse, which renders him helpless and eventually elevates him to the studio lights to the tune of Do Ya Think I’m Sexy.