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A Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics image from the Women's Team Sprint Free (Q) Qualification. There's a photo of a large, grey and white wolfdog mid-stride in front of a horizontally streaky orange and white background. The finish line is a thin, vertical black line right at the tip of the dog's nose. Its right forepaw is extended, in the air, ahead of its nose, its left forepaw is extended back at the end of its stride, and its rear paws are both off the ground, mid-stride. The bottom of the image includes a swirly blue area for athlete and team information (which is obviously blank) and a bunch of brand logos and olympic text for the official image.

It's so great!
I've been sharing the camera finish image with my fam because it's fantastic (and you know, automated things do what they do no matter how the competitor is shaped!).

It’s ash from evil dead II looking real crazy!

Happy Ash Wednesday!

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Ooof. I’d forgotten. Necking all the painkillers and heading back to bed

There, but for the grace of you, go I

Covid. Bollocks.

But are we not all, in a sense, “SERVANTS OF THE WANKH”?

a cartoon dog is smiling and biting its nails . ALT: a cartoon dog is smiling and biting its nails .

Just caught up with the latest cricket news

SPORT!!¡

She has a website… julietbright.co.uk

Valentine Romance special;

Roses are red
The wedding’s off

Dog sitting for neighbours. Undeniably sweet but waking up at 6am and needing a walk?

Gits

A man in a supermarket with a ‘bouquet’ of salami and cheese. Mainly salami. For Valentine’s Day.

Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.

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Tentacular. 🥴

“Randy Atomic Pig Boom” would be a great band name

'My husband stole £600k for sex and antiques' - drug side effects tearing families apart Side effects of a common Parkinson’s medications had devastating consequences on one family, BBC hears.

Two of my favourite hobbies....

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

YouTube video by Hermanos Gutiérrez - Topic Esperanza

Yup. Excellent. Plur1bus. m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEfD...

I’m probably going against the tide but I don’t like RB. Saw him years ago at a live taping of Qi. He constantly stole the laugh, trampled over the other contestants and irritated the hell out of Stephen Fry. Selfish and needy.

Yeah. He might have a decent future as a writer

Girlfriend and I are planning a traditional Valentines Day this year. We're going to line up all our enemies against a wall and shoot them.

King Leopold III of the Belgians

Him and that Pimlico Plumber. Wankers cut from the same cloth

Phillips auction house new ad campaign “No Regrets” plaguing my Instagram

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And my first exposure to Vince Gilligan. I’m very much not on trend.

Big concept viewed through the eyes of a single person- set aside from it all. Fabulous performance by Rhea Seehorn.

Late to the party but loving the heck out of Pluribus so far.

5 episodes in. Joyful

Random acts of kindness: Comedians being good to each other - Comedy Chronicles - British Comedy Guide Negative stories always make the biggest press headlines; so much so that positive tales, such as acts of unfaltering kindness, are often left completely untold.

Well this is rather lovely - Ernie Wise, Jack Douglas, Des O'Connor and Bob Monkhouse were all rather splendid people:

www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...