x - ElectronicJordan

*Looks at the telescope he bought last year and all the fishing gear he got the year before that*

I feel seen.

From a hotel rm in Vancouver where I was working

Here ya go @thedanalytic.bsky.social. March 16 of 2020

Sent. Use it for good 🙂

Merry Christmas Dan.

Merry (BEN) mas! The Buddy Run In support of the (ELF)MONTON BEN STELTER FOUNDATION Donating new socks and granola bars to our houseless neighbours on the way Raising Donations For a Santa / Buddy the Elf Downtown Edmonton Run Dec 21st Spreading cheer and warmth for all Email transfer - Thebuddysantarun2025@gmail.com

Myself in my Dan Santa hat with Buddy the Elf

I’m partnering up with @thereal_buddytheelf_hobbs to raise some funds for the Ben Stelter Foundation to do a ~10KM run in Edmonton as Santa and of course, Buddy the Elf

#ThisIssaRun for good. If you’re able to, please consider donating by sending an E-transfer to thebuddysantarun2025@gmail.com

@thedanalytic.bsky.social etransfer to “thebuddysantarun2025@gmail.com”?

The @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social “right hand in crotch” posture is 🤣

Verbally yelled: OH EBS, you’re breaking my heart!”

Eagle fan lined up for a joint practice with the Browns.

But all those guys who took the penicillin started to get great AM radio reception when they got home 🤔 #research

Time to bust out the classic

Please @oilersnation.bsky.social. Love us more!

I told him to use his media credentials!

I thought so too. I was just DMing Tyler asking the same thing.

My Telus TV box just decided that I hadn’t been hitting any buttons for so long that I must not be watching and went into sleep mode!!!!!

Did someone get the one minute left overtime .gif of Tkachuk saying “come on” ?

I tried watching the NHL version. It uses the ESPN highlights, which is typically great but the PxP is quite dull. There is no excitement when calling chances or goals or anything really. Very matter of fact.

Id like to lodge an official complaint against @sportsnetpr.bsky.social and their Apple app offerings. Next day highlights are only a 5m package on the first party app, but there is a 10m cut available on YT. Both from them and the NHL. Why do I have to leave your app to find your highlights?

I cut my facial hair, Stu is starting and I heard Yaremchuk say on ONE today that “we could be doing a show on Monday, the Oilers could be up 3-0”

@edmontonjack.bsky.social looking CLEAN with the white suit.

This TOR crowd sounds like a LAK crowd. Just yelling and booing every time one of their players gets over powered and loses possession.

What is Connor Brown!? What was that?

Nice finish by Perry. Recognized the pass was slow and Hill would have time to get over so he pushed it back to the other side.

Is The Studio a VEEP remake? 🤣 this show is great.

That goal is on Nylander. He had 3 steps on Cousins when the puck was turned over and he just didn’t skate.

sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k

LFG!

#BetTheComeback