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Michael Tesauro

@michaeltesauro.bsky.social

Incredibly serious all the time, forever Portland, OR

25 Followers  |  30 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023  |  2.0599

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Good chance! He was relentless after that flying knee

21.10.2023 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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getting in touch w my italianx heritage & dining among the likes of mario the plumber, (my) cousin vinny, & the effervescent β€œfurio”

18.09.2023 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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never (ever) forget 🫑

11.09.2023 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where do u think the vengaboys were before being back in town?

12.08.2023 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the problem with getting a sublime tattoo (as a bit) is not being able to sing them at karaoke w/o being ~that guy~

10.08.2023 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed 🀞🏼And perfect timing too, font-sandhagen just wrapped up

06.08.2023 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could 100% see that happening too and would be so bummed. the kid has money, youth and endless time to just train. Risky for Nate but NDA forever haha

06.08.2023 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit let’s say Diaz tko round 8 or 9. who you got?

06.08.2023 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

true true. recent history though, Islam got the title shot off an unearned bobby green, so i could see it playing out either way for cory.

06.08.2023 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even with the w tonight? I would say merab or title, since there’s no one else in the top 5 with a win

06.08.2023 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

solid generalist for sure. would love to see him run it back with aljo

06.08.2023 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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welcome to bsky you tall sexy bitch (respectfully) 😍 @aimeeplante.bsky.social

05.08.2023 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹πŸ» let’s get it

04.08.2023 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dream come true, fingers crossed 209 comes up big with a KO

04.08.2023 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

junk corners are one of the best things about Portland in the summer. you might find a toy sword, a real sword, sick furniture, boxes of religious tracts, who knows!

04.08.2023 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mazzy on her final fantasy shit

04.08.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

16th πŸ¦‚

03.08.2023 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can i post my silly little outfits here?

02.08.2023 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we unsee it tho? Terrible take

02.08.2023 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If I still lived by Palm Springs, I’d go place a wreath at the dinosaurs for Paul Reubens. Rest in power to a true weirdo 😒

31.07.2023 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute tragedy. Shame he doesn’t have the right people around to have ~the talk~ with him. Man’s going to end up seriously injured very soon.

30.07.2023 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if Alex fights Jiri next, he clips him. Perfect opponent for a measured kickboxer.

30.07.2023 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 but what about your eyewear?

12.07.2023 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a non-chud, non-kook, left-leaning UFC community on here? Would love to talk fight cards with ppl who believe the earth is round, universal health is a right, capitalism is shit, etc

09.07.2023 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We were all hoping but alas

09.07.2023 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹

09.07.2023 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best of the last decade for sure. Upsets, MW ~drama~, Ruthless getting a happy ending, Volk showing levels. Card for the ages

09.07.2023 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I make coffee every morning to wash down my SSRIs; the caffeine rush is just a bonus

08.07.2023 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kill it w fire

08.07.2023 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how punishing would that memoir read be tho? hate read of the summer, 2026(7?)

07.07.2023 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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