TheHRTLocker

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JUST figured out that the "Explains It All" part was because Clarissa was always breaking the 4th Wall to explain things to the audience. @melissajoanhart.bsky.social

If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up.

This guy telephones into your living room and says "we need to go. Now." What do u do?

I don't know how this is even a question.

Do I have any ["weird" is crossed out and "totally normal and super cool"] male followers that want to sense me money for absolutely no reason

You were told communism is bad by people who said slavery was good.

I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT... YOU ARE AN IRREPLACEABLE GASH IN THE FABRIC OF REALAITY, YOUR KEENKNG STATIC HOWL IS LIKE NO OTHER AND IF IT FADED FROM THE ABYSS THE VOID THAT WOULD REMAIN WOULD BE UNFILLABLE AND THE MANSIONS OF SILENCE WOULD EVER FILL WITH OUR LAMENT.

A link to a 3 hour audio recording, labeled as: Right ear: The Bible (Chinese) Left ear: Mozart (2x speed) Caption: what effect is this supposed to have on me

Microdosing PTO by disassociating during the workday.

Transitioning is low key ridiculous, like yeah this is gonna make everything in your life harder, more expensive and just straight up worse in a million ways but you're gonna love it so much you'd rather die than go back.

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Making videos now too!

Alan Cumming as Boris.

It was so weird seeing the bloke from The High Life in a film at the time.

What's incredible now is this film correctly portrays an online incel in a film that largely treats the Internet as magic otherwise.

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[before christian rock was invented] *in mosh pit* wish I could do this for the lord

Do not blame you at all.

Detroit is a lot cooler than people realize.

Losing those connections has been a blow for sure. There's a lot people I don't have any other way of talking too

BELIVE PEOPLE WHEN THEY TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE. Their intentions are clear - they've been repeating their plans out loud for years.

If the Democrats can't find ways to connect the President of the United States calling himself DEATH to his attempt to come and take everyone's health care away...I don't really know what to say

1. This is one of the most insane statements ever delivered by a presidential spokesperson in U.S. history. Totally disconnected from reality.

2. There is either going to be a civil war or abject Democratic surrender to autocracy. They are telling this you, to your face, in explicit terms.

Damn shanty you're gorgeous do u wanna come over sometime and engage in parallel play where we both do completely different activities separate from each other but in the same room or general area

It's okay to feel like shit. I'm doing it right now. [In the style of a magazine advertisement from the late 60's or early 70's]

Superman, knuckles bloodied, sweating buckets, breathing hard - "Please. I don't want to hurt you. Just. Stay. Down." Chumbawamba - "I'm sorry Clark. You know I can't do that."

Headline: People that walk fast are reported to be less happy - the faster you walk the more unhappy you are. Comment: Damn right. I'm unhappy cause I'm trapped behind a slow walker now move

When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me. [SpongeBob, sitting happily, bathed in fire]

CW: sexual assault and the way people ignore it mentioned) We removed something you posted. Your tone was strident. Your pain was raw. It disturbed people we prefer comfortable. We removed something you posted. You showed your body. Your own body. You were happy with it. You shouldn't be. You were unhappy with it. Then hide it. We removed something you posted. A breast not beside a product. A breast not made into a product. That's obscene We removed something you posted. You used your real name. So we removed it all. We Remove Something You Posted. Your face after you were beaten. Your heart after you were raped. That's violent. We've reviewed the post that said they want you dead. We reviewed the post that said you should be raped If only you weren't too ugly to rape. We reviewed the sexual imagery you never asked for. We reviewed the mocking of your murdered brothers and sisters. They did not violate our community standards. How did you find this experience?

CW: sexual assault and the way people ignore it mentioned)

And if the poop vanishes, what does Sauron see?

Nope. Permanently off Meta platforms.

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Mama Told Me (Not To Come)

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