not that ian (?)

yeah

hey, when did all the pop bands start making every album and song title in lower case like this?

when and why did this happen? (i would read 10K words on this)

I don’t think anyone who has a “side hustle” breeding dogs is on the level!

It's a little weird to prioritize geographic proximity in an era where that's never mattered less.

I worked catering events with this man for months and he left to start this pickle business, at which point he acted like he had never met me in his life, even after I pointed out we had spent hundreds of hours together

Are you suggesting he's encouraged an assault on the capitals?

as Warren Zevon said, “enjoy every sandwich”

oh so just any ol' guy in one of those plastic triangle things in an open-top cooler

it's a pretty ugly street directly adjacent to a spaghetti junction IIRC, but then again, I don't have a street named after me, so

what's a wedge!

​​Pennsylvania restaurant employees say ICE raid left a trail of destruction for the business In a social media post, the business said immigration agents left behind a burned kitchen, torn ceiling tiles, broken doors and trashed food.

Not only will they tear up your community, they'll BLOW it up too

I don't think we need Penn State fans weighing in on appropriate punishments for college football teams

food and walkability, like a million others have said, but also it's pretty nice to be able to visit a bar and walk home safely (or grab a very quick and inexpensive cab if the weather stinks)

Scully might inadvertently trap Goku but Mulder would set him free in the night like a wild skinwalker

take the shot, take it!!!

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

they're calling it the Holsters for Holstein, and I for one support the bravery of those who adorn it

he blocked me because I responded to every curdled opinion he presented with a reminder that he claimed GRILLING was the worst method of cooking

well yeah, even a bad game at petco is a good day at petco

whatever they’re doing with nitro cold brew, keep it up

JPEG: Juan "Pretty Entertaining" Guzman

IME it's been the opposite at my corporate job—the childless GenZ/Millennials prefer WFH, and everyone else basically seems to hate being around their families for more than a few hours so they look forward to seeing their work colleagues

The Salton Sea alone is like 5x the size of DC!

wow that surely is a murder of Crowes

I don’t remember inviting you to my wedding seven years ago!!!

yeah this sounds like ciabatta

We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.

punishment for being a pedestrian (perjorative)

I’m calling for a national ban on crypto perverts indefinitely

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