ian, the mouth of madness

“FREEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOM? YEAH, RIGHT!”

I think it’d be nice of the boys in Happy Valley to lose their third straight. Really
help diffuse some of the anger right now

I work for a company that just installed the new audio system at the arena, and our marketing team was like “let’s let them get used to it for a few weeks, and then we can go and get photo/video of a full crowd” and I thought oh man, not hockey fans huh

I, for one, cannot wait to ask my uncles what they think about it at every holiday from now until 2035

An error from about 40’ away is about the funniest possible way for Phillies fans to have to wear it for the next six months

OH NO!!! DISASTER!!!!!! WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

try it out, everyone’s nihilistic anyway after that Phillies game

“Figure out how to stop it” that’s what OP did in the first place

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

My friends made me a little cake for my January birthday that we all ate outside in 20 degree darkness. I remember getting choked up that it was so very nice of everyone and also feeling incredibly bleak that it wouldn't get better

I've seen my favorite team win every playoff series against the Yankees they've ever played

YouTube video by Danilogabe New York Yankees - Strikeout Whistle

Just a quick message for Cody Bellinger:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-p5...

I say this as a genuine fan of Aaron Judge (who wouldn’t be?) but it’s very funny how much attention Tuesday’s pole-doink HR got. Now it means almost nothing!

you’re a Jays fan? oh heeeeellllll yeah

thank you, enjoyed your frontline reporting from last year’s slaughter of the Yanks in 5

Charlie Kirk memorial at the Yankees jumbotron

Trump shaking hands with the Yankee players in their locker room

Congratulations, you played yourself

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Many are saying the Cubs WS win in 2016 set this country on the Bad Timeline. I’m saying we need the Jays, Canada’s AND America’s Team, to win it all and course correct.

being greeted with Drops of Jupiter at 250 is the amuse bouche of hatred I needed

Sure, you got the Ohiah, the Dirty Mon, and the Aleghenee Genac Genac Genac

When I worked at Tanger Outlets, I couldn't believe the amount of people who wanted to pronounce it like Tangier, or worse, rhymed it with "danger."

Lancaster, Pequea, Lititz, Ephrata

wouldn't additional taxes on high income people, childless or not, just solve for this and a whole bunch of other stuff

perfect

can’t believe more teams don’t run “Mr. Bean’s Big Slot Motion Counter Waggle”

what do you call them

c’mon man you’re parroting the “degenerate gambler” line like it’s fresh or true or whatever. sure, you’re pissed about penn state and the eagles acting like chumps all weekend but I figured a sports journo wouldn’t huff the fumes

if only he repeatedly boosted his love of raw milk, then he could be a likable everyman

Appalachia is liminal and no one can stay in there for very long before becoming South or, less likely, Midwest

Pittsburgh Exceptionalists are seething but Aaron doesn't lie