Hopeful Utopian

SPOOK-TUAH! SCARE ON THAT THING

October 28, 1982, by Hopeful Utopian track by Hopeful Utopian

New single!

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The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

it isn't just peepee - it's poo poo

New EP!

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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

monday i have fart club, tuesday and thursdays are penis club, and friday i have weight watchers

a river in central vermont

the air may be a lil bit too hot but the river is still cold enough to make your feet numb

happy pride month

WHAT DO YOU MEAN URBAN DICTIONARY IS BLOCKED AT WORK?!?!

in some ways i relate to john fetterman’s whole “why is everyone mad at me” thing

Fans of loud music, get some good earplugs and wear them to shows. Tinnitus and hearing loss are not really that fun

The Fourth of May be with you!

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

An April 19, 2020 tweet by Andrew Cuomo reading “Sunday dinner, Cuomo style” with a picture of him and his family at the table. Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin has inscrutably replied “"The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!”

Happy “‘The boyfriend’ looks nice” day to all who celebrate

Double duty at the Sinkhole on Saturday for a benefit towards the work of PROMO. See you there!

I hope the civil engineering team who designed the Big Bend interchange on 64/40 know nothing except deep and intense shame.

I've been waiting years for this. I totaled my last car with one of these and was always hoping to get it again. Gonna stock up for all the future cars I will own.

Autotuning my guitar with harmonized delay.

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

reposting with alt text, because this is good

Forgot I was gonna use this website for my music. Playing this wildly fun show tomorrow in STL.

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

It happened to me: I got called out for leaving a negative comment on Katy Perry IG post for "women not supporting women."

Now I do.

Please don't wish me a Happy International Women's Day, because I am not an International Woman.

I've been beaten into a state of not caring how corny I sound. Kindness is love and love is the only thing that matters. Be kind to people. Also listen to CDs

A SKALATON REEPIN SOME SEEDS OF WHAT THEY PLANTED , IF YOU WANT TO HARVEST AT THE END OF THE YEAR YOU MUST PLANT IN THE BEGINNING OFF IT, AND NO LASTING FULFILMENT EVER CAME FROM PURCHASING SHYT ON LINE, EXCEPT FOR COOL TSHRITS AND OTHER WORK'S OF ART, OR DRUG'S, DA FREINDS YOU MAKE ON YOUR PHONE ARE FREE, NO TIME SPENT ENJOYED IS WASTED, MONEY IS WASTED ON THE WEALTHEY, WE WILL WIN DA BATTLE AGAINST THE OLIGARCHY, JUST NOT AS SOON AS WE WANT AND NOT AS EASILY AS WE LIKE - AS DA LEGENDARY SUN TZU ONCE SAID "IF YOU WANT TO WIN A WAR TRY TO VANQUISH YOUR ENEMYS" ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "DONT BUY ANYTHING TOMORROW, DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT WEEK, DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT MONTH, DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT YEAR, THE ONLY THINGS YOU NEED ARE ART & DRUGS, YOUR LOCAL ARTIST HAS BOTH " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND STAY AWAY FROM PILL'S, I AINT A COP BUT ALL DA GOOD SHIT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND ANY WAY,,,- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Hello,Monster, by Neighboring Villages 5 track album

Streaming everywhere and for purchase at neighboringvillages.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...