Dennis Fakename

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Surely someone less cis than I has found a way to turn this into profit, but they have yet to reveal their machinations unto myself. The algorithm hides their truths from me. Perhaps it will favor you, a worthier recipient.

I'm glad we could finally get closure on this vital topic. Thank you for your service.

Oh so not this mug?

Hold the line, you've got your Pokemans you just need to last until FFTactics!!

This is such a weird time machine made specifically for me

I know so many nonbinary folks who feel this in their bones, at least...

@aemiliavind.bsky.social has somehow infected my algorithm...

Global renewable energy generation surpasses coal for first time Record solar expansion and steady wind growth driving world’s shift away from fossil fuels in 2025, report finds

For the first time in history renewable energy sources are now generating more power than coal worldwide.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Streaming is the madness rune, Unfair Flips is just the catalyst. NL gets attention for becoming self-aware, but addictive feedback loops don't care what the triggering behavior is or whether you're aware of them.

Forget AGI: It's Time to Consider MCI We might reach the edge of human agency long before AI ever reaches general intelligence.

www-psychologytoday-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.psyc...

Minimum cognitive integrity is a good way to phrase the existential threat posed by the ecology of auto-assistance we find ourselves within these days.

If you could guarantee equal rights for everyone, but we had to live without mobile phones, the Internet, and supermarkets... would you?

American Eagle stock surges 25% after Sydney Sweeney’s ‘good jeans’ ad campaign boosts brand | CNN Business American Eagle stock surged 25% after its earnings report Wednesday, with its CEO thanking the controversial Sydney Sweeney “Good Jeans” ad campaign for boosting brand awareness and profit.

www.cnn.com/business/ame...

The real story here is that America loves eugenics more than it hates American Eagle. Wild.

Update 0.6.0 Version 0.6.0 of Eat God is now up. These changes went live yesterday with the Kickstarter announcement, but owing to their large scope, the full changelog was deferred to a separate post; this is tha...

Version 0.6 of Eat God is now up. These changes went live yesterday with the Kickstarter announcement, but owing to their large scope, the full changelog was deferred to a separate post; this is that post. You can find the full list of changes at the link below.

penguinking.itch.io/eat-god/devl...

29% is grassland pasture and range, meaning relatively flat land we're using to raise livestock, largely cattle. So we could have an acre and a half if we gave up food animals. If we didn't? We only got 67.8 million acres for 400 million folks. Our housing crisis is actually our meat crisis.

So we've got 2.26 billion acres... BUT we're using 28% for forest, 17% for crops, and 23% is special use or not-very-livable (tundra, wetland, etc.), which leaves, uh, 753 million acres for a population of 400 million. So sure, we can each have an acre and a half... EXCEPT

The American Dream is predicated on an endless expanse of land to accommodate a single-family house on a quarter acre of land for every American who wants one, which is presumably everyone. How much of this can USA's continental landmass support?

"The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent." Keynes

Sometimes I feel like a tool honed to a razor-sharp edge and then used to pry bits of popcorn from between an idiot's teeth.

If Weapons had spent less time building to jumpscares and more time fleshing out its plot, it could've been a contender for a thriller that sticks with you well past the ending credits.

Gettem. At least it won't happen to Hrssuss Rtututu, because of the disclaimer. Hrssuss doesn't deserve that. Hrssuss deserves his own comic, actually

When "jobs" is your main metric for measuring the success of your economy, the most successful economic strategy is to slice every full-time bill-paying "job" into a half-dozen part-time soul-sucking "jobs".

Who's the Foot Clan, Emily?

WHO'S THE FOOT CLAN

"A New Sexual Identity Emerges" is the most dramatic unveiling of something that has always existed and I'm going to do it for everything now. Just bellowing "Not Milk. Not Ice. A New Amalgamated Frozen Treat Emerges" from my ice cream truck

A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin." Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"

happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.

At least you'll be able to watch Fullest House when he's old enough to appreciate the multiple layers of puns but too young to notice how Danny Tanner never physically touches his grown children

The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo

Your accountant just tracks your money, your barber is putting a blade REAL close to your arteries. I know who I put have more trust in.

See the sin, follow the money, find the sinner.