Unholy Smokes

For the last month my sleep has consisted of waking up every 2 hrs at least bc I was prescribed seroquel for sleep which should've never happened

Exactly 7

I can't keep up with where I say things do u know how many ppl I say things to

That mask is crazy

It's the same catch phrases and contradictions for like 7 years now

I do not get how this isn't obvious.

It's just going to be throwing out things that can be argued

Defrauding more than one cd distribution company over and over bc they allowed minors to make legal financiall agreements

We're in it

Himbo ass cat

Petersimon better be ready to be a father bc he was fucking his gf at the end of my driveway in broad daylight yesterday

Just a reminder that Rubio promised to deport immigrants and visa holders who criticized Charlie Kirk.

Phlebotomist and I had been riffing for 30 mins earlier and then she stuck me, there was a 2 count, and she then said "Do you know your shirt is on backwards?"

(anywhere at all) "Not for me!"

Leslie Lee died that's insane

He initially bought one several years ago bc he had a gf that lived hours away so it was more economical fuel-wise. He's only 21

*I'm

Om just unsure I've ever been so shocked in my life and that's a high bar to meet much less top

Lol no! It's his car! He's not an elon fan or anything he just already had a tesla so with the ev tax credit, a few other credits, and his trade in, he only had to finance a fraction of the price

Let’s send him up on the next SpaceX Starship launch.

sorry I missed yr call I was getting talked off by my car

so the 2025 tesla Y has grok ai. several available modes including assistant, doctor, therapist, and also "unhinged" and "sexy." I heard the "unhinged" mode. I never, ever, ever want to hear the "sexy" mode.

this place kind of feels like a marlboro ultra light

“Your Honor, I have eaten bugs before”

Suck my fucking dick

Trump Makes Stunning Deal With Mexican Cartel Leader Why were family members of notorious cartel leader El Chapo allowed into the United States?

Didn't see this on BlueSky

newrepublic.com/post/195230/...

It's still call and response

Sure, I get that I'm oversimplifying a bit,