Charlie Work

Some #OC straight off the awful suggestions on my youtube home page #bg3 #baldursgate3 #larian #astarion #meme

are they wrong tho

can't believe someone thought my shitpost comment on a shit post about @chatpileband.bsky.social was real

It's zero

What are the chances this person means something other than what we all seen

I strongly believe that mayors should be required to wear a big sash that says “MAYOR” on it. In recent times mayors have forgotten that they serve we the people, and we want the sash

Next you'll tell em you only have cazador left because you sold out of the wulbren art 😩😂

So I was having a think and I believe the cottagecore/homesteader trend is actually this century's revival of the romantic period.

me, roaming around during the apocalypse: does anyone have any floss, i got some todd between my teeth

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

"WE'VE ARRANGED A society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?" "Science is more than a body of knowledge, it's a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

"I can smell that you're using a pad"

Well get your nose checked sweetie! 💁
I'm actually free bleeding 🍷💅

Leaning over and taking a huge bite, then looking up to meet eyes with your date. The dirtiest device tbh like sure you can try to achieve the same thing with an ice cream or a chili dog but only a sandwich will have me unhinging my jaw and moaning at lunch

I just genuinely thought it was part of my dinner that got on the bottom of my plate, but it was actually part of my monsters dinner

Let's break it down-
By "kinda accidentally" I mean that I intentionally put the cat food in my mouth, but I didn't realize what it was at the time. By the time my brain processed what the thing on my finger was, my finger was already in my mouth

Kinda accidentally ate cat food so in case you were wondering how my night was going, it's weird

Deer My Friends

You of given me a strong man date to pretect Ontario from the brilliunt Donald Trump and I will work my back off to pretect you by building a tunnil under the 401, making alcohol availabull at doctors offices and ahliminating hallway hellthcare by building less hallways.

Premair

I'm stoned as absolute fuck and pretending I can understand anything in this wikipedia article about how ozone generators work but 😭😭😭 I can't 😭😭😭

Brittany Murphy would have stopped Elon musk

Is it cringe? Yes. Should you embrace the cringe anyway? Also yes.

An interesting trend I've got going for me. I'm in my spongebob era.

"people aren't just going to all stop using Facebook for another social media app"

my siblings in Christ I watched the abandonment of Myspace, a way cooler social media space, in the blink of an eye. We made it happen. It can happen again.

I did pick an entire fight with a girl in a Kroger and then refused to call a store to ask if they sold a specific kind of box smh I needed this call out

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

I've had deep fried ice cream but my all-time fave is just scooping ice cream onto a hot plate with a hot slice of pie or cake

Haven't seen anyone refer to supporting their friends as emotional labor or free therapy in a few months. The world is healing

Are there group chats on here? I'm hilarious and just the right degree of unhinged and your group chat will be debased by my presence so consider me for your newest addition to the team

I'm officially an out of touch old because what the fuck are these vtubers talking like toddlers/robots and how are all these grown ass men streaming with them not considered creepy

Got asked if I read yaoi since I'm gay...

I mean I do but it's because I have brain rot, not because I'm gay smh uncultured swine