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Happy 40th birthday to this single. For about 6 months, this band meant everything to 16yo me - so much energy, enthusiasm, sci-fi samples and Giorgio Moroder basslines. But then along came hip-hop & house and also I wasn't really into fellas wearing high heeled boots and tights on their heads.

Someone heard the honing rod in action, which means meat is being prepared.

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That's the weekend done. What better way to see it out than with some acid.
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It gets easier every time, doesn't it? What width are those tyres?

This one has been the bestest pub dog today.

Watching a doc about the Jeddah Tower and wondering about supertall skyscrapers' longevity? The Empire State Building will be 100 years old in 2031. How long can these buildings be maintained and how good will demolition videos be in the future?

If beavers and honey badgers ever decide to team-up, we'll all be in trouble.

Monday

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Bright moon tonight. For a brief moment I thought someone was targeting my house with a spotlight.

We weren't allowed to watch Raiders Of The Lost Ark today because my mum said we'd all watched it together before... this was at the Harrogate Odeon in 1982.

"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"

Beyond words.

But I'll try anyway.

Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.

And it's this cunt, isn't it.

Had to look up who John Cena is.

My neighbour's a web designer with a handful of tacky, but successful, sites under his belt. He told me today that he was expanding into AI, with a tap of his nose. 30 mins later, I'd found the links from his existing businesses to a Facebook page full of pro-England, anti-immigration shite.

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I had the same with my neighbour. When I confronted him, he said he didn't know where the tip was and that he thought they charged you to take your rubbish there. 35 yo father of 3, ffs. Some people just don't know how to adult.

Nice long dog walk across Ilkley Moor today. I'd like to think that if someone excavated underneath the Calf rock, they'd find the remains of an intrepid, but unfortunate pre-historic boulderer.

I live near Pudsey and the weather here today was the coldest, wettest, rain imaginable. I wouldn't drag my dog out on a day like this.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.

It stinks like a wet ashtray outside. I'm not looking forward to cycling in to work tomorrow.

I got bum-rushed by 6 ravenous pigs today and had to fend them off with a wheelbarrow.
How's your weekend going?

The way I read it was "i hope you get run over by a burning steamroller"

Just received an email that ended with "I hope you have a pleasant day ahead" and I can't help but think its some kind of veiled threat.

I love this cartoon, I reckon it's pretty realistic of how it really happened ;)

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Sadly, there's a lot to be said for Marina Hyde's analysis here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Please rebloop to raise awareness. 🫟

Springador - appetite of a lab and the speed to catch it for themselves.