Artorious McJenkins

Meaning they froze it, but I can't imagine if he's not injured to the point of not being able to move, that he wouldn't play.

Makes sense, but uday and qusay would beat the breaks off those 2, they are very very soft compared to suddam's boys lol

You can see the smart, skilled guy, sometimes you just need that one to know you can get more.

Watch him just take off after this

Nice thanks, slick assed gift right there. Looks amazing frankly

Lol it's the English in the 1800s no chance it's a gift lol

That's really cool, they should return it as soon as possible

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

This is awesome

When I saw they recalled him from AAA, I thought it was just a pat on the back for an amazing season in the organization, but he's just awesome, the Jays are in great shape with him going forward in this rotation.

It's one of the best pitching performances ever for anyone, the fact he's 22, started the year in single A and he's only made 8 big league starts is the stuff of lore and legend.

Also imagine posting that and missing the point that fucking hard lol

2 questions sir, do you think he gets back in the lineup and do you think it's a new injury or an existing one that flared up?

1-0 with the new jerseys!

(Yes, I watched a lot of sailor moon when I was younger 😅)

He looks like the 80s guy from that Futurama episode who would beat his friends with a pool cue to make $5

They absolutely can, but I do worry the damage done in the interim will ruin things for longer can be reasonably fixed. My family is here, I've always lived here, I don't want to go, but my kids can't have a significantly worse future that I had at their age.

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at disasterresponse@jamaicaembassy.org to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

Probably time for people to really explore a departure, because there seems to be no future here for anyone who isn't already wealthy

Dreadful government just making life worse for everyone they don't personally know.

This ump has been consistently terrible

Safest place lol

I don't know, making this movie just nuts

I guess they hope he's rusty? Lolz, wild theater

All day

Doubleheader?

So "tough" bats getting regular at bats

That's Ernie Clements' music.

Varsho is really good, great catch. So this game is drunk.

I can't Mia, it's the world series now 😉

Trey's young he should have energy